Things to Do in Dallas Tonight: Feb. 3

It’s officially the weekend. Consider this your cue to shake off those icicles as the rest of Dallas does the same (except for art museums and the like, which are still closed).

In case you’ve been living under a rock, I’m going to take this opportunity to tell you that there are so many parties going on tonight. Parties that will not be deterred by a little ice on the road. Make the impossible choice between the artist formerly known as Puff Daddy, the dynamic duo of Deion Sanders and Jamie Foxx, and Mike “The Situation” Sorrentino from everyone’s least favorite trainwreck, MTV’s Jersey Shore.

I made my decision by multiplying the cost of the event by assumed amount of fun I’d have based on past experience, which turns out to equal the Flaming Lips concert/Jack Daniel’s Kick-Off Party at the Palladium Ballroom. I promise, the whole thing was very scientific. Tickets to the show are still available for purchase online.

Not feeling any of this? As always, we’ve got more, but beware once again of weather cancellations and closures. Our recommendations for pigskin-related events are here.