1. Kevin Sherrington has noticed that basketball is happening. And he says the Mavericks are doomed. Is he right? DOUBTFUL.
2. You guys, the one-man crime wave is back. That’s right: Charlie Perez, “27-year-old scallywag” and inveterate car burglar. Is scallywag one of my favorite words? YOU KNOW IT.
3. And the pre-Super Bowl homeless roust officially kicks off. Up next: DALLAS!