Reliable sources say Charles Simmons, the Fort Worth energy pioneer, has
died. Simmons was the regular companion of Rosewood Mansion founder Caroline Rose Hunt (pictured with Simmons in a photo by Jeanne Prejean) and, back in the 1950s, invented a “ball sealer” process used to extract tough-to-get-at oil and gas.
He was also a blunt-talking, old-school political conservative who didn’t suffer fools. The last time I saw him, at a Dallas charity fundraiser, he was railing against environmental activists who just say no to industrial progress. “We can drill 1,200 gas wells in the city of Fort Worth, but we can’t drill in Alaska’s” ANWR coastal plain, Simmons said. “Put in there, they’re a bunch of lily-livered b******s for not allowing drilling” on the Alaskan plain. “Lily-livered,” he added with a smile. “That’s a good word.”
In our January issue, Trey Garrison wrote a story about a nonprofit called Star Children’s Charity, whose finances, judging from the group’s 990 filings, aren’t in the best shape. The headline and subhead in the magazine (as opposed to online, where headlines are rewritten to work better with search engines) were: “Party City: How a Collin County charity funded its good times at the expense of needy children.” Money graph:
A look at Star’s most recent IRS Form 990 provides insight. It shows that in 2008 Star brought in $979,081 in donations and grants. It spent $522,554 on administrative costs and fundraising events. So the organization spent 53 cents for every dollar it raised, quite a high figure. The national average is about 20 cents. That year, Star doled out just $367,764 to its partner charities. 2009 was worse. Star doled out only $294,000, and it spent $1.57 for every dollar it raised.
Over the break, I received a letter from Star. Their take:
Your recent article negatively portraying Star Children’s Charity is a disappointment to our Board of Directors, members, sponsors, beneficiaries and so many others in Collin County whose goal it is to make life better for the children of our community.
The accusation that Star is one of the reasons that Crossroads Family Services was folded into Boys and Girls Club is one of several egregious misstatements. The article also infers that Star has not distributed funds to Crossroads. The fact is that we have distributed a total of $661,000 to our beneficiaries including Crossroads.
Star is a well-run volunteer organization led by business owners and leaders, corporate executives and community philanthropists. The cumulative Management and General Expense for our organization is 10% compared to an acceptable industry average of 12% to 20%. Star also compares favorably to the national non-profit benchmarks for the cost to raise a dollar with our expenses for fundraisers between 5 cents to 57 cents for each dollar raised.
But the most disrespectful part of your article was in demeaning the beneficiary agencies. These institutions are known for their stewardship and their integrity and we are grateful to be a part of their important missions for children. We invite your readers to visit our website, starchildrens.com to see for themselves that we are a well managed organization dedicated to providing funding and leadership to important community organizations.
Sincerely,
Michelle Brennan Hall, Chairman, Board of Directors
Michael Urtso, Treasurer, Board of Directors
Ronelle Ianace, Executive Director
The Morning News can’t just put the paper online or in an iPad app and expect people to shell out stacking money every month. Or, at least, they shouldn’t. Here are some features they could include that would make the idea more attractive.
The McKinney state rep running for House Speaker against Joe Strauss may want to consider his statement in a 2008 USA Today article examining his role in a state contract awarded to a company he helped found.
…Jennifer Peebles of Texas Watchdog, a nonpartisan group that promotes open government, said lawmakers should be required by law to disclose whether they invest in businesses holding state contracts. Paxton said he would happily correct any disclosure failures, but he balked at Peebles’ idea.
”I don’t see why it would help taxpayers to know that,” he said. “I don’t have time to spend tracking every investment I make … that’s the whole point of being a passive investor.”
It’s about print. Consider this:
The price of a print subscription to The News, which will include full access to the enhanced digital and mobile platforms as well as the traditional newspaper, rose to $33.95 per month as of Jan. 1, up from $30.
That’s $407.40 a year. Now consider this:
The comprehensive digital package only – including the electronic edition of The News and subscriber content on dallasnews.com, iPad and iPhone applications, but excluding the print newspaper – will cost $16.95 per month.
That’s $203.40 a year for content that “will include proprietary news and information produced by The News.” Do you see anyone buying this? Neither do I.
Dear Mayor Leppert,
Hey, Zac Crain here. You may remember me from that time you pretended to remember me, then actually remembered me, but were really remembering someone else. No big deal. There were a lot of bearded magazine editors in that mayoral campaign, who were later bounced off the ballot for — you know what? It’s in the past. Whatever. It got confusing.
So. Your Twitter feed. Sir — can I call you sir? — your tweets are bo-ring. Or, if you prefer, borrrrrrrring. You posted a handful of times in November. Here are two of them:
If you and your loved ones travel this holiday week, my family and I wish you a safe and happy journey.
Thank you to all of our heroes in uniform, both past and present.
Fans of Mel Brooks’ musical adaptation of The Producers have long had their tickets for tonight’s opening of Young Frankenstein at the Winspear Opera House. You should join them. Here’s hoping you’ll see anything on stage as marvelous as this scene from the film:
Me? I won’t really get excited until we can someday enjoy Spaceballs on a Broadway stage.
Other things to do in Dallas here.
In short, go see it.
We also love lists. On this one from Bundle, you’d think New York would be number one. But it’s #53. Plano is #5. Dallas is #12.
So much for Austin being weird. They need to change their slogan to ” Keep Consumption Conspicuous.”

Over the years, we’ve mentioned a few times that Metro columnist Jacquielynn Floyd appears ageless. I think it was in 2006 (scroll down), when the Morning News launched its Metro blog and published a group photo of its columnar squad, that we first noticed that Floyd’s mugshot was about, oh, 25 years old. I understand the motive. When you’re out pounding the mean streets of the city, digging up material for your next column, it helps not to be recognized. But so why publish a mugshot at all?
Well, I don’t know when the switch was made, but in today’s Metro section, an updated mugshot of Floyd accompanies her column. Here, at top, is the young, coquettish Floyd that we saw for all those years. And, below, the suddenly much more mature Floyd. One gets the impression that Floyd now is not so much going to bat her eyelashes and ask you buy her a cosmo as she is going to drain her Scotch and say, “Let’s go, Sugar Cake. It’s getting late, and Momma’s not missing Jay Leno.”
I say kudos to Floyd for the update. It’s nice to finally see a real woman.
You know how we love maps here at FrontBurner. And here’s a massive one, which is even more massive on this site. It purports to trace English dialect variations in North America. To be fair, the author asks for help in making it more specific. My cousin Carol could help. She is blind, and she can pinpoint a native-born Texan’s place of upbringing within fifty miles by their accent alone.
Business Insider makes a number of errors in its analysis of Texas’ budget deficit. We’ll take the major one first: “…the state is starting at potentially a $25 billion deficit on a two-year budget of around $95 billion.” Actually the two-year budget is around $185 billion. On a minor note, it says “…the new GOP mega-majority in Congress is firmly against raising any revenue.” That may be true, but I think they meant the Legislature.
However, the main point of the article isn’t far off:
1. The DMN will begin charging for some of its online content on Feb. 15. Also, the paper is getting a new iPad app. The real news: theoretically, its website will be slightly less terrible. I guess now is a decent time to announce my new digital pricing strategy: for $5, I will come to your site and leave a surprisingly relevant comment that compares the post in question to a story I half-remember about dragons. For $7.50, I will not do this.
2. Blockbuster chairman and CEO Jim Keyes says the company is “here to stay.” As a writer, I love situations like this, when a phrase that people have used for a long time suddenly takes on a new meaning. In this case, for example, the opposite of its previous definition. Usually, it takes years, sometimes decades, for a word or phrase to develop like this.
3. And finally, remembering Arlington rookie police officer Jillian Smith, “the perfect All-American girl turned police officer.”