Here is a video of Tommy Jones picking — but most assuredly not grinning — his way through Jerry Reed’s song “The Claw”:
So, as Tim mentioned in Leading Off, Dallas City Councilwoman Carolyn Davis got involved in a constituent’s traffic stop recently, and now the Dallas police are investigating the matter.
But, as I mentioned, I have questions.
For one, last I checked, running a stop sign is a simple traffic citation. I could see if he had been accused of engaging in reckless driving, or excessive speeding, where maybe if she’d witnessed something, she’d want to keep an eye on it. But it’s a traffic stop. If the constituent/old family friend wanted to contest it, there’s already an option for that – it’s even printed on the back of the ticket. I’ve gotten pulled over, before, but never has Steve Salazar come swooping in to demand an explanation in my behalf. So why?
And then she says she took pictures. But I can’t make head nor tail of what these are supposed to be pictures of, and how they prove this guy didn’t run a stop sign. So again, why?
And the officer has a dashcam. It probably recorded the stop. So again, why? And furthermore, was she also following the truck in question and the officer? How does she know he didn’t run two stop signs, as the officer alleges?
Listen, I’m all for council people paying attention to what’s going on in their districts and watching out for their constituents. But is this that?
Oh, and the show has its season four premiere tomorrow on TLC.
Not so fast, says UT Southwestern spokesman Tim Doke says regarding the Dallas Morning News’ post. He just shot an e-mail to me, Tim, and Wick, saying the DMN scribes left out some choice bits of the discussion.
I’ll let him explain:
“As with most reports from the DMN, their account of this phone exchange carefully omitted some relevant selected detail.
As an actual participant on the call, let me clarify the cost issue so we don’t look either greedy or obstructionist. We explained that, unlike the State Comptroller’s sophisticated system that provides high-level financial reporting on a monthly basis, UT Southwestern never has had a requests for all check registers dating back five years. We have at least five different systems covering two hospitals, an medical practice group, research, education and payroll. The revised $2,800 quote basically covers just programming and CPU time to produce the requested documents and to block certain fields that contain sensitive personal information. When the program runs and spits out 10+ million check registry results, we have an legal obligation to protect the privacy of patients and employees and others who receive checks from us, so will have to check each record to ensure that addresses, bank account numbers, Social Security numbers and other sensitive information has been redacted. Our releasing even one piece of personal identifying information related to a patient who might have received a refund, for instance, would be in violation of HIPAA regulations that protect patient privacy.
As a result of the objection of the DMN reporter and his lawyer, the costly time and resources to do the exhausting line-by-line inspection now will be absorbed by the University, which means that a public institution will be eating the upper six-figure cost to provide five years of check registers to the DMN and ensure they have been scrubbed to protect people’s privacy.”
Remember on Monday when I mentioned the start of Movember? Well! Resident sports expert Ryan Jones has graciously agreed to participate in this annual event for raising awareness and funds for fighting prostate and testicular cancer—and to let me document his progress and publish it here for posterity. Sadly, Ryan is only here three days a week, so this won’t technically be a daily moustache report. However, why quibble when you have a great headline? Check back each Wednesday, Thursday, and Friday.
OK, so with the Rangers’ loss and yesterday’s election, some of you must be feeling pretty low today. Here, this should make you feel better. Now, jump with me to the next page.
Or rather, more accurately, an estimate. Seems that when the investigative team over at the Dallas Morning News sent a Freedom of Information Act request to UT Southwestern for a look-see at its check register, the hospital basically said, “Sure, news organization that’s been all up in our grill for more than a year, but it’s gonna cost a million Washingtons for us to produce that information.”
So the News countered with something like, “ORLY? Because similar records for the ENTIRE STATE OF TEXAS are available online. You can’t produce the records for one hospital?”
So then UT Southwestern asked for a conference call. Some ding-dong-ditch ensued. Then it all came down to another offer: $2,884.60. So if they can do it for roughly $3,000, why the initial $1 million price tag?
Take 30 seconds to listen to this. You won’t regret it. Not like you’ll regret going to that rally today in the rain — if you go.
Two points from my fingers to your brain: 1) I got into a text discussion (I hate living in the future) with a friend this morning about whether the Dallas Morning News editorial board has any relevance. In the close high-profile local races, they endorsed the losing candidates. In the DA’s race, they picked Danny Clancy, who lost not only his tires. They picked Wade Emmert (loser) for Dallas County judge (though they did pick Elba Garcia for the County Commissioners Court, and she won). And they picked Loretta Haldenwang (loser) in House District 105, a race in which the Belo properties rightfully hammered incumbent Linda Harper-Brown for the shenanigans about the car she was driving. I’ll call the District 30 thing — crooked Eddie Bernice Johnson against cuckoo Stephen Broden — a wash, since the editorial board endorsed Broden before changing its mind and endorsing neither candidate. Anyway, the question is, in a race like the DA’s contest, shouldn’t a forceful endorsement like the one the DMN published for Clancy tip an election that was won with just 50.46 percent of the vote? Shouldn’t all those scandal stories about Watkins have sunk him? Not, apparently, with all that straight-ticket voting. And not when Watkins’ campaign knocks on 65,000 doors.
And 2) did you look at all those races for judge? One or two candidates got 53 percent of the votes. Most only got 51 or 52. And many were so close that rounding made them 50-50 decisions. My take: those were close elections.
Apparently, it’s being investigated as a possible methadone overdose.
Did you know former Maverick center/terrible basketball-playing person was running for a seat in the Utah state legislature? Well, he was. Until he lost yesterday. It was such a dramatic turn of events it warranted one sentence in the AP story I just linked to (well, two if you count when he was anonymously grouped with Chris Dudley as “two former NBA centers”).
Also, I find it both fitting and hilarious that the AP couldn’t find ONE photo of him doing something productive on a basketball court, so they just went with him fighting over a loose ball, a loose ball that very likely resulted from someone making a perfect entry pass into the post, the kind of pass a baby penguin could easily secure, and then, because he was seemingly born without functional muscular and/or nervous systems, he immediately coughed up said pass through no effort on the part of his defender, which in this instance is a man a foot shorter than him, and mostly known for running around a billion screens to take a jumpshot, and really in no way for his defensive prowess, even though his nickname is “Rip” and that would sort of connote he actually is good at such things as “ripping” the ball away from an opponent, even though this isn’t really the case and the nickname derives from something else entirely.
ANYWAY, I can’t tell if it was a landslide or what from that uninformative piece. But as a Mavericks fan, I hope it was as embarrassing to Bradley as this was to the Mavericks and anyone there that night.
1. This morning Dallas County Republican party chairman Jonathan Neerman probably didn’t want to get out of bed. It’s raining. It’s pouring. And the Democrats won big last night. Despite himself, DA Craig Watkins got reelected (with 50.64 percent of the votes). Despite herself, Eddie Bernice Johnson did the same (by a much wider margin). And the County Commissioners Court is now controlled by the Dems for the first time since Reagan was in the White House. (The statewide races were another matter. In those, the GOP had a good night.)
2. As I mentioned last night, Dallas (and University Park) voted to go wet. Now the question on everyone’s mind: when can we get to drinking? The club card requirement will be dropped at restaurants November 10. Stores that wish to sell beer and wine can apply then for permits. They should get approval sometime in December, just in time to celebrate the birth of Jesus, a fellow who appreciated convenience when it came to the procurement of wine.
3. Dallas City Coucilwoman Carolyn Davis just got reelected, too. No one is voting yet, but that’s what will happen when the time comes. Why? Because of this story about her interference with a traffic stop in her district. Oh, she might face criminal charges for doing what she did. But I’m guessing her constituents will support her that much more strongly if she does.
It ain’t over, but it’s over. A quick peek over here all but confirms that props 1 and 2 got much props from Dallas voters. A victory for Jesus and America and Tiny Wash and all that is beautiful and right.
That’s in Dallas County. Which once more demonstrates the awesome power of the media to control and corrupt our democracy.
Sidenote #1. You can follow the election results here, just as the local news broadcasters will whenever they get around to it.
Sidenote #2: It looks as if some 20,000 early voting Republicans went for White, who starts out the night with a lead in Dallas County.
Info is right here, sports fans. Also, here is a live video of Jerry Reed performing “The Claw.”