Mere days into our Movember experiment, our guinea pig colleague Ryan Jones is sporting a wee bit of stubble. Early projections suggest that though he’s a couple of days behind, having only shaved Tuesday night, he’ll soon outpace other Movemberites in follicular output. “That subtle shadow will soon blossom into a wonderful ‘stache!” predicts Raya Ramsey of ShopTalk. Jones did not immediately respond to a request for comment.
Let’s have a closer look, shall we?
We’ll see you tomorrow.
Why Dabney Coleman? Why not? One of them is actually based on the Cowboys, though it’s the one I’d watch last, personally, because 1) I just saw it and 2) it doesn’t hold up very well, unless 3) you like Nick Nolte which 4) I don’t like Nick Nolte.
You know what’s sometimes hard to do when you’re a news reporter up against a deadline? Finding a source to parrot your preconceived notions of what might be a story. Luckily NBC 5 could count on their friendly neighborhood fulminologist meteorologist climatologist fireman home builder academic expert person who sells and installs lightning rods on houses person whose house burned down because of a lightning strike real estate agent.
What a glorious fall morning, FrontBurner readers. Fix yourself a cup of hot chocolate–orÂ use the coffee machine at work to make a poor-woman’s mocha, as I have just done (it is delicious). Now, on to the rest of your day.
1. I didn’t even get past the headline and photo on this one before I got angry. A guy tried to buy some rims for his car. But when he got to the place, a gun was put in his mouth, his money was stolen, his car was stolen, and his dog, Impala, was stolen. Although I think people who steal pets are the scum of the Earth, I also think this guy had some warning signs: 1. He found the rims on Craigslist; 2. He knowingly took his dog with him to an area that “has a lot of dog fighting.” Regardless, I feel for him. Let’s find his dog.
2. Remember that time mom took you on a shopping trip and while she perused the aisles “trying on” clothes, you sat there and looked all cute and innocent? Well, she was using you as a decoy. Next time, be just a little bit cuter.
3. I know you’d like to hear about how bully bikers avoided prosecution and how a woman tried to shoot a cop thinking he was a robber, but I’ve got breaking news: pecan prices are rising. And now you know.