Monday. Rather than allow ourselves to wallow in a post-Halloween, post-Rangers-loss depression, let us take stock of that for which we should be grateful:
A) Today marks the beginning of Movember. I’ve always envied men their ability to grow facial hair. Want to look older, wiser, hipper, or more mysterious than you actually are? Cultivate a beard! Want to look younger and/or better rested? Shave that sucker off! So many possibilities. Sigh. Gentlemen, don’t squander this gift from nature. Grow yourself a fine moustache this month and help raise money to fight prostate and testicular cancer. And if you need a little inspiration, check out the Dallas Movember Kickoff Party tonight at J. Black’s Feel Good Lounge. Jump for more words typed by me.
B) Sarah McLachlan is playing tonight in Grand Prairie. True fact: when I was in middle school, my youngest older brother bought me Touch on cassette tape. That album and Enya’s Watermark (go ahead and laugh) plus lots and lots of ibuprofen got me through the first few excruciating days of orthodontia. Thank you, Ms. McLachlan (and you too, Enya).
C) The World Series isn’t over yet, by golly. Show the home team—and the local economy—your support by watching the game at one of these establishments.
D) You have lots of other things to do in Dallas from which to choose. Pick one, and have a great night.
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No facial hair until the Rangers win game 7. Sorry.
“Shear the Beard!”