Articles for October 13th, 2010

DMN Endorses Clancy Over Watkins

Well, well. In tomorrow’s paper, you’ll find this endorsement of Danny Clancy by the Dallas Morning News editorial board. In making their decision, the paper says:

Despite a few early missteps, Watkins’ compelling work as a change agent convinced us to name him our 2008 Texan of the Year. The recognition, though, came with caveats: Watkins still must mature in this job and must guard against believing his own hype, we wrote at the time.

Unfortunately, the district attorney has failed on both counts.

While his good work overshadowed his sometimes poor judgment during the first half of his term, the reverse has been true during the last two years. Watkins, 42, has become too political, too vindictive and too stubborn to be effective.

His judgment and behavior have been in steady decline, as evidenced by unseemly and seemingly endless battles with commissioners over everything from the budget to a butterfly garden.

Yes, the paper goes on to mention some of Clancy’s strong points, but this endorsement is more a condemnation of Watkins than it is a recommendation of Clancy.

You think Eric Celeste made the right decision to quit the campaign? I do.

It’s Official, Dallas: I, Zac Crain, am a Non-Smoker

Unfortunately, I can’t tell you how I accomplished that. I mean, I can, but I’m not going to. I will tell you it involves a temple in an underground pyramid, a murderous cult long thought wiped off the face of the earth, and my boarding school roommate. Or maybe I just described some of the plot elements of Young Sherlock Holmes. You’ll never know.

Rockers Vs. Mods Dallas to Appear on a TV Show I’ve Never Really Heard of Tonight

Cafe Racer, anyone? No? It’s on Discovery HD. Anyway, tonight they’re showing footage of the Rockers vs. Mods event that happened here back in March. Here is a tease of said footage.

Tom Hicks Gets Kicked in the Jeans — Again

Remember back in 2008 when Dubai International Capital offered to buy Liverpool for £500 million? I bet he wishes now that he’d taken the deal. Because it looks like he might be forced to sell for $476 million. Going back and figuring out what the pound-to-dollar conversion rate was in 2008 so that an apples-to-apples comparison can be made is above my pay grade. But suffice to say that he left some quid on the table.

Southlake Successfully Drives Away Feral Hogs, Though Wild Pigs Continue to Attack Lawns

Comes news that Twin Peaks‘ provocatively clad waitresses won’t be setting up shop in the conservative, affluent suburb. Instead owner Randy DeWitt has invented a new concept — a family-friendly sports bar called Red Dog Right.

Meanwhile, Texas Agriculture Commissioner Todd Staples has declared October “Hog Out Month: Get The Hog Outta Texas!” because of the wild creatures eating the lush lawns of Southlake’s rich Republicans.

Rex Tillerson Says We Ain’t Giving Up on Oil Anytime Soon

An alert FBvian points us to this George Will story in Newsweek about ExxonMobil head honcho Rex Tillerson and his view on energy consumption. It begins:

Published at the apogee of Barack Obama’s apotheosis, the April 2009 issue of Condé Nast Portfolio, a business magazine, faulted ExxonMobil for not joining the green parade, for not investing more in alternative energies, and for not understanding oil’s eclipse as humanity emancipates itself from carbon-based energies. The magazine said “the company’s prospects for the next decade or two are starting to look shaky.”

Later that month, the magazine died. ExxonMobil lives.

[Hops in Prius, tries to peel off to show distaste for Big Oil, can't generate enough torque to squeal tires.]

Ten Ideas For Improving the AT&T Performing Arts Center

Feel free to criticize them or add your own over here.

Things to Do in Dallas Tonight: Oct. 13

Morning, all. I’d like to direct your attention toward the Carrotmob Texas launch party tonight at La Grange. Let’s put aside A) Carrotmob’s social/environmental agenda and B) the fact that this event is part of Idea Week. I’d imagine some of you are tired of being preached at, yes? Broken down to its basic elements—live music, hot food (I’m looking at you, mushroom melt and sweet potato fries), a full bar, and free parking—this promises to be a great party. If I weren’t stuffed to the gills with cold medicine, I’d be right there with you. Alas, you must somehow make it through the evening without me. Please send photos.

Looking for something more refined? Then check out this clever little wine and cheese party at The House. The organizers pick an animal and a country, and you supply corresponding wine and cheeses. Good times.

Or, if you’re determined to learn, once and for all, how to apply makeup like a grown-up, you’ll want to be at L.Bartlett tonight (and snag a tip sheet for me while you’re at it, please).

Browse these other things to do in Dallas, and have a great night.

Why Yes, the Earth DID Move

All of the sudden, about 20 minutes ago or so, I started getting all these messages from friends in the area saying they felt the earth move. Then I started hearing from friends in Oklahoma City saying the same thing.

So I looked it up, like a good journalist: 4.5 magnitude, looks like it was in Oklahoma City, but felt as far south as Dallas.

A Rangers Victory, Ctd.

Bethany, here’s my favorite image from last night.

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A Rangers Victory, In Two Pictures

Maybe you were busy watching Cliff Lee get a Chilean miner out last night. Or maybe you were like me, and a little sleepy and switching back and forth between TBS and CNN. But at any rate, what a game. I’m pretty sure I saw Nolan Ryan cry, even. I may have teared up, too.

But I should also show you these two things that happened. Let’s jump. (more…)

Leading Off (10/13/10)

1. The Texas Rangers scored their first ever playoff series win last night. I suppose I should have ended that with an exclamation point, maybe? Oh well. It’s too late. If only there was a way to go back and fix something you’ve typed. Huh. Maybe one day. Maybe.

2. Hmmm: “Gov. Rick Perry approved a $4.5 million award from the state’s technology fund to a company founded by a major campaign donor despite the company’s failure to win the endorsement of a regional screening board, The Dallas Morning News has learned.” And yet, somehow, it feels like this is yet another thing that looks really bad but ultimately won’t change the part in his hair.

3. Here is a great story about one of my favorite people getting married at the Fair yesterday.

Eddie Bernice Johnson Gave Scholarship Money to DFW Official’s Daughter at Dartmouth College

More Scholargate: the Dallas Morning News reports that in 2007 Eddie Bernice Johnson awarded $1,000 in college scholarship funds to the daughter of DFW Airport vice president Don O’Bannon. Johnson, as we know, owns a 25 percent stake in two Hudson News stores at DFW held in a blind trust. Don O’Bannon oversees contracts with minority-owned businesses at DFW, including Johnson’s. O’Bannon’s daughter is now a senior at Dartmouth College in Hanover, New Hampshire. (Full disclosure: I believe I met the young woman when she came to a Dartmouth student send-off party at our home.)

Many are calling this another example of Johnson’s “cronyism,” and even an attorney for Johnson’s trust said the $1,000 award makes him uncomfortable. Tuition at Dartmouth these days, including room, board, and mandatory fees, runs $52,275.