What to Do in Dallas Tonight: Sept. 16

It’s possible you’re already thinking about lunch and staring dolefully at the can of salt-free minestrone on your desk. Healthy? Yes. Joyless? Yes. It doesn’t have to be this way, people. Thanks to the kind souls at Burguesa Burger, you can score a free hot dog today. And, if you show up wearing a sombrero, you’ll get a free combo meal. (I’d like to see photographic evidence if you do this).

Next up, vanity. We know you’d never in a million years have “work done,” but let’s say hypothetically that you were considering cosmetic enhancement. Tonight would be the night to do it. Proceeds from the Botox party at A. Hooper & Co. benefit the Susan B. Komen 3-Day for the Cure. This should make you happy, regardless of whether you’re able to convey that emotion with your face.

Finally, if you find yourself in Grapevine tonight, I recommend you attend the first grape stomp of this year’s Grapefest. Win the contest, and you’ll get what you’ve always wanted: a glass impression of your own foot. Admission to the festival is free today, so you’ll have money to come back tomorrow night to see The Fixx. (I can’t decide which Fixx song I like best: “Saved by Zero?” “Red Skies?” “One Thing Leads to Another?” So many options! Anyhow, I bet you’ll hear all of these and more Friday.)

Your humble servants at D have found all kinds of great things to do in Dallas today, tonight, and beyond, so have a look.