It looks like D Partners caught this guy just in time. His other possible business ventures, after the jump …
It’s Monday afternoon, and I could bring up this guy who hit and killed two homeless men by plowing his car into a DART bus stop, but then had the stones to tell the cops he didn’t do it, even though he was bloodied and his truck was wrecked.
But that is sad. And so far, knock on wood veneer, this Monday’s been decent. So in recognition of decent Monday, and because frequent and lovely commenter Daniel just said something about mustard on hamburgers, I posit this: There is really only one correct way to build a hamburger.
The correct order is: Toasted bottom bun. Ketchup and mustard. Pickles. Onion (if you must). Meat. Cheese. Bacon should go here, if you’re going to have it. Tomato. Lettuce. Top bun. Anything else renders things a soggy mess. I just wish more restaurants recognized this completely logical and not at all OCD order and just built the burger this way, so I don’t have to reconstruct it later.
So now, just go in the comments and tell me I’m totally wrong. Or agree with me. Whatever.
I stumbled upon an impromptu press conference, guess that’s what you’d call it, on behalf of Eddie Bernice Johnson by some supporters in the ante-room behind City Council chambers this morning. Arranged kind of quickly, I hear, perhaps to soak up the press and crowds who had turned out for Mayor Leppert’s call for property tax-hike opponents. In any case, supporters of Pastor Stephen Broden were there also, some praying openly, some telling me the EBJ people did not want them to be there, but they got in a loud sound bite about jobs you will hear on tonight’s news.
EBJ’s supporters? Mostly pastors, including L. Charles Stovall, an ordained elder and associate pastor of social justice and community empowerment at St. Luke “Community” United Methodist Church. Mr. Stovall got a two-fer as he was passing out a letter in chambers addressed to the city council, protesting the automated calling system
“that has been created to call certain numbers in Dallas which says that the city council wants to raise your taxes and simply asks respondents to press a number if they want their taxes raised. This approach is misleading and deceptive.”
And in contradiction to public hearings, he said.
A few folks stepped up to the mike. Among them, Edna Pemberton, former city councilman Craig Holcomb, Willie Mae Coleman, and Dr. H.A. Tillmann Hein, an anesthesiologist with Metropolitan Anesthesia Consultants. (I literally stumbled into this deal, so apologize if names are not spelled correctly.) Carlos Medrano’s name was called, but he did not come forward. Basically, her supporters all said Dallas was a better place because of EBJ’s leadership, and they shared all the help EBJ has given them throughout the years, each saying in so many words she made a mistake, she paid restitution, I forgive her, it’s over, now let’s move on. (more…)
Some people volunteered for Freedom Day. I volunteered to eat meat. A trip to SideDish will be worth your effort.
Regardless of how you feel – and if this devolves into a slap fight over the Muslim religion or Barack Obama I will personally find each offender and give them a big pointy finger in the chest and a very stern look* – this column about the rich history of Muslims in Texas by Bud Kennedy is very interesting. You should go read it.
*And possibly a noogie. Don’t anger me.
If you’re like certain family members who shall remain nameless, last night’s football game left a decidedly acrid taste in your mouth. And sadly, if you were hoping to cleanse your palate at York Street’s Taste of the NFL event, you’re out of luck. The restaurant has had to postpone its dinner at the last moment, but it plans to reschedule in November. I’ll keep you posted.
Those who aren’t so much into the football (cough, cough) can probably withstand a little drama tonight. I recommend you take in Three Hotels at the Modern Art Museum of Fort Worth. I must warn you, though: if you’re looking for feel-good theater, this piece about work-related marital tensions and other hardships that befall two former Peace Corps members probably isn’t for you. If you’re up for a challenge, however, don’t miss it.
Sound a little heavy for a Monday night? Then you and your delicate psyche should get out of work a little early and check out Into the Night, a whimsical exhibit depicting the nightstands of celebrities. On your way home, pick up a couple of Happy Meals and a juice box (or a box of wine, which when you think about it actually sort of is a juice box) and maybe a couple of video games. Have fun.
Browse these other Things to Do in Dallas.
If you’ve seen a moving van running around town with a white “D” in a red square and thought to yourself, Huh, I didn’t know D Magazine had a moving service, then you’ll understand why we’re suing D Moving, of Allen, Texas, for trademark infringement. And lest you think this was an honest mistake made by D Moving’s owner, Edwin Bedford, know that he was previously sued for trademark infringement by Major League Baseball because he ran a moving service called Major League Moving (a default judgment was entered against him in that case in 2008). You can read more about our case on Bloomberg (scroll down).
As you can see from the photo below, quitting smoking is agreeing with Zac. He’s now helping little girls plant flowers. Of course, he wasn’t the only one helping out at Freedom Day. There were others from all over Dallas who helped spruce up the landscape and walls at Girls Inc., an organization which provides after-school programming for girls 6 to 18. It’s a powerful organization. It has a 100 percent high school graduation rate and an 80 percent college graduation rate. Nine percent of its members have their MBAs and three percent have their JDs. It was a pleasure meeting these girls. 
In a new poll by the Texas Tribune and University of Texas, the governor leads his challenger 39% to 33% with 22% undecided. The poll has a margin of error just over 3%.
The good news for White is that Perry is basically where he was in 2006, when he won re-election with a plurality, not a majority. The undecideds could be the key.
The good news for Perry is the turnout equation:
“White has not yet faded and remains in striking distance of Perry,” says Daron Shaw, a government professor at the University of Texas who oversees the UT/Tribune poll with his colleague Jim Henson. “The downside for White is that Perry is up by 18 points among those who say they are extremely likely to vote. White needs a big turnout among young voters and minorities to be competitive.”
A “big turnout among young voters and minorities” is not the key to success in a non-presidential election. So, although the poll reveals Perry’s continuing weakness, the odds still go to the Guv.
In an email blast sent out over the weekend (and available for your eyes after the break), the mayor asked citizens to show up at 9 am this morning at City Hall to help him fight the tax rate increase. So grab your signs and banners, jump in your car, and rush to City Hall right now — and good luck finding a parking place!
We’ve taken the contestants with the most votes from each week during the last month of our 10 Most Beautiful Women in Dallas voting, and assembled them here. We have 13 (we were going to have only 12, but remember the tie from Week 3?) and they’re all beautiful. Unfortunately, though, this is not “The 13 Most Beautiful Women in Dallas” competition; we can only take 10.
The weight’s on your shoulders to decide which women belong in the December issue of D Magazine. (Thank goodness we don’t have to make this decision ourselves.) We know you’ve worked hard to cast votes for 4 weeks, but none of that matters now. (Sorry.) Each lady is starting with 0 votes today, and they need your support. Vote once a day, every day through Monday, Sept. 20, to help your favorite lovely lady make it to the top 10. Pressure’s on.
Congrats to these three semifinalists, who flourished in Week 4’s voting process for the 10 Most Beautiful Women in Dallas. As usual we must pour one out for the lovelies we’ve lost: Morgan Norris and Farah White. It was a pleasure.
Loving Sadie, Sara, and Reanae? Head to the ballots now to give these gals a click and get them to the top ten.
1. Listen, Mr. Deputy. We’re not firing you because you blew the whistle on your superiors, who were requiring officers to help in their re-election campaigns, or accepting bribes from towing companies. These are tough economic times, and we need to make some cuts. We just determined that your department is the most expendable.
2. It was pretty darn hot yesterday on Davis St. And according to Go Oak Cliff’s Rob Shearer, the grass fed beef used in the barbecue competition didn’t cook up as expected (maybe chemical and hormone additives are good for something after all). But despite a few setbacks, the Blues, Bandits, and Barbecue festival communicated on a larger scale what Better Block showed us last spring: forget TIFs and tax incentives, developer coddling, and multi-million dollar condo projects with parking garages. Realizing the vibrant, urban centers we love to visit in other cities just takes a little greenery, traffic calming, relaxed permitting requirements and parking codes, and a little imagination.
3. I know what you all really want to read this morning: some positive, upbeat football news. It turns out I found some. FC Dallas snatched a draw against the San Jose Earthquakes over the weekend, extending their unbeaten streak to 14 games.