Remember how excited I was for the Jailbreak? Yeah, wrong weekend. As you kindly pointed out it’s the 18th and 19th. Apologies. As far as this weekend, how about signing up for the City Chase? Billed as “the world’s largest urban adventure series,” it’s basically a lot like the Amazing Race (without the travel). You and a partner will be tested physically, mentally, and emotionally as you complete 10 ChasePoint challenges all over town. And since Blackberry is a major sponsor, use of your smartphone isn’t considered cheating—it’s encouraged. The race starts and ends at Gilley’s, which is perfect! You can stop and shop at The Dallas Flea before heading home.
Democratic Congressman Lloyd Doggett watched last year as Perry loudly bragged about balancing the state’s budget, always failing to note that a huge deficit was averted only by the merciful and timely grant of $14 billion in federal stimulus funding — which, of course, Perry loudly opposed. So when Texas became eligible for another grant under the education jobs bill this year, Doggett attached one sipulation: the money would actually have to go to education, not to plugging the state’s once-again gaping deficit. Perry complained, threatened to sue, and finally filed for an application that didn’t acknowledge the stipulation. But the stipulation is now law, so the government has turned Texas down.
It’s called government-by-theatrics.
Dallas billionaire T. Boone Pickens says national-security issues trump environmental concerns when it comes to the natural-gas drilling procedure called hydraulic fracturing, or “fracking.” Critics, including many in North Texas, contend the method of drilling for gas through formations like the Barnett Shale may cause everything from earthquakes to air and water pollution. Pickens (left, in photo by Jeanne Prejean) says the drilling’s needed to end U.S. dependence on oil produced by “our enemies.”
“Fracking has been done in Oklahoma and Texas since the 1950s, and there’s no history anywhere of any aquifer being damaged …” Pickens said today after being honored for his philanthropy at a luncheon in Dallas. “We’re gonna do it. [All the criticism ] proves that there’s somebody going to a lawyer. It’s ridiculous.”
I don’t know if you’ve heard the news yet, but a Canadian company called Couche-Tard was all set to snap up Casey’s General Stores until another company, almost certainly 7-Eleven, threw in a bid for a little over $2 billion. I think I speak for all Americans when I say that I hope 7-Eleven’s overtures prove successful. Because what the hell are the Canadians thinking with a company named Couche-Tard?
Every year at my alma mater, Notre Dame, they host a little confab called the Red Smith Lecture Series. Then they’re kind enough to print up said lecture and send it out to those of us who couldn’t attend. This year, the speechifier was Frank Deford, whose talk was titled “Sportswriter Is One Word.” At length, I expect they’ll post the speech online, but it’s not there yet.
I thought I’d share one joke from Deford, who complained about how, as technology improves, people seem happier to watch sports on TV rather than go to the games in person. Which brought him to the following observation:
Jerry Jones bought the Dallas Cowboys a 100,000-seat palace [ed: with the help of Arlington taxpayers], and then put a monster HD screen up over a large part of the field., which most everybody watches instead of looking down at the real thing in miniature below. Jerry Jones didn’t build a stadium. He built the world’s largest sports bar.
Hello, dear readers. How was your mud bath this morning? Mine was super, thanks.
First of all, the young and hip among you need to dial 832-638-3878. DJ Neon Tiger (not to be confused with DJ Glass Tiger) will be “spinning fresh grooves,” as the kids say, at Aura Lounge. You must call to get on the guest list, so step lively.
For the rest of you wondering what to do tonight, I offer two other excellent options:
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From a Catholic FrontBurnervian:
My son and I were right there yesterday on the way home from Cistercian. Saw the tornado that the Baumbach fellow wrote about, watched it cross the Trinity river bottom as a waterspout. Then saw several other funnel clouds pop out of the sky, drop to the ground, then go back up. It was one of the most thrilling experiences I can remember (I was a HUGE tornado/weather dork growing up). Those were the first tornadoes I had ever seen live and in the flesh, so to speak. Alas, my son and I were too concerned with hauling ass and getting out of the storm’s way to snap any photos. Now I think I’m gonna have to plan a spring break tornado hunting vacation up in Oklahoma. Since no one died from this tornado, I can say without feeling guilty. That was totally kickass.
Hailey Hamilton, our tireless marketing associate, has a father who lives in the Azure. He snapped this shot of yesterday’s twister.
The tornado that touched down in Dallas last evening was about 2 blocks from where I work.
We were outside loading up our cars about 6 pm at the shop, which is 2 blocks from Mockingbird Lane and just off the Trinity levee. It had just finished raining — a real tropical downpour with heavy winds that made the rain appear to be falling sideways. As the warning sirens began to blare, we noticed 2 dark low hanging clouds spinning low in the sky.
As we looked on, both low hanging clouds quickly disintegrated and became assimilated into the thunderclouds. A minute later, the sun came out. Thinking the danger had passed, we continued our work. A few minutes later, we noticed a weird long, thin, vertical, almost transparent cloud silhouetted in front of the sun and reaching all the way to the ground.
We watched as that cloud began moving quickly from south to north, as it arrived in front of us, about 2 blocks away we heard a machine-like noise, like a wood chipper. Then debris rose from the ground as a black cloud at the base of the long, thin tornado. It was only on the ground for half a minute, trashing a quarter mile path along Mockingbird Lane. (more…)
Images of the thing are everywhere this morning, so I’ll offer you one more. Here’s a picture Stephanie Hastings took yesterday from the Staffelbach offices in Uptown.
1. I know you’re tired of hearing about the rain and storms yesterday. So I won’t even mention them once. Or point you to sites with weather news. Because you don’t care, do you?
2. If you can pull yourself away from weather news, then you need to check out this story. Of course you remember the story of Chief David Brown’s son’s father’s day shooting and the resulting funeral complete with a police escort. The police commander who called for the police escort was reprimanded and given a two-day suspension. This was not because he ordered a police report, but because he told the News he did it “out of respect for his chief.” I have a feeling this story will again dominate for a few days.
3. Mary Suhm got a memorandum from eight city council members yesterday supporting a 4.91-cent tax hike (the highest possible hike is 4.93-cents). This came a day after the Mayor reinforced once again that he does not support a tax hike.