America’s Next Top Model begins on September 8. Ann, a 19-year-old lady from Dallas, is a contestant who has a very tiny waist. How tiny? Well, Miss J. can place his delicate hands around it, and his finger touch. Anyway, I guess Tyra is worried that people will see Ann and think she’s sending kids bad messages about what exactly is beautiful, so she’s going to stop production of her television show she’s issued a statement avowing her commitment “to expanding the definition of beauty which includes ALL shapes, sizes, and proportions…”
In other reality show news, I guess I’ll give Bachelor Pad one more go. We can discuss that tomorrow. Oh, and tomorrow morning, I’m interviewing Trista, one of the Bachelor/ette franchise’s very few success stories. If you have any questions for her, please do let me know.
Today we launched brand-spanking new versions of our online guides to this city. We’ve made it easier, and more fun, to find just the right restaurant for that family get-together or that first date. Let’s say you’re looking for an upscale spot in Plano with outdoor seating. Select those factors in our restaurant search, and here you go. Then click in deeper and read our full review.
Or maybe you need a doctor. You need a little work done by an M.D. Or do you prefer a D.O.? You’re probably just looking for the best physicians in the city, regardless. We even feature photos if what you want is the best-looking otolaryngologist that money can buy.
Please dive in and enjoy these, and all of our other, directories.
If you happen to be downtown on Elm Street tomorrow at around noon, make sure you look up. In what might be the second most exciting thing to happen to the Dallas skyline this summer, Project Bandaloop, an aerial dance troupe, will be performing on (not in, but on) Thanksgiving Tower.
All the details are right here. It’s going to be a good one, so don’t drag your feet on the RSVP.
Saturday night Team Blondes (teammates pictured from the left, marketing pro Ashley Young, the Observer’s Lindsey Freed, realtor Annamari Lannon and media relations specialist Brooke Burnette) overcame 100-degree temperatures at Highlander Stadium to beat Team Brunette (41-13) in the Blondes vs. Brunettes. With over 800 in attendance and Ebby Halliday handling the coin toss, more than $200,000 was raised for the Greater Dallas Chapter of the Alzheimer’s Association.
Post-game celebrating commenced at Stan’s Blue Note. It may still be going on.
Gilbert Aranza knows all about crony capitalism. In a June interview with Sam Merten over at the Dallas Observer, he blamed his losing bids for concessions at airports in Tulsa, Austin, and Florida on “favoritism.”
Live by the sword, die by the sword.
Aranza controls all food-and-drink concessions at Love Field through a company designated as a “disadvantaged business enterprise.” The airport is about to go through a massive upgrade in preparation for the lifting of the Wright Amendment in 2014. The revamped Love Field with its new flow of travellers will produce a multi-million dollar bonanza in food-and-drink sales over a twelve-year period.
Aranza wants his contract extended on a no-bid basis. The mayor says it’s crazy not to bid out the concession contract. Aranza says it’s not crazy at all.
It’s possible you woke up this morning thinking, “You know, it really isn’t fair that Monday comes directly after Sunday.” And, you would be right. However, it’s worth noting that no matter how beleaguered you might feel right now, you’re probably having a better day than Dustin Johnson, the hapless man-child who lost his chance at the PGA title because he grounded his club in what he did not know at the time was a bunker. Man, what a bummer.
If young Dustin lived in Dallas, I’d tell him to turn that frown upside down with Laugh Yoga at Cosmic Café. And while I’m at it, I’d suggest you do the same, because we could probably all stand to breathe deeply, think about our place in the universe, and laugh a little. After class, lighten up a little more with a tasty vegetarian something-or-other. Your innards will thank you.
You could call it a night after supper, but that would be boring. Reward your health-consciousness with a nearly guilt-free dessert at Natsumi. Or, if you want to be really saintly, order a lovely cup of green tea.
Looking for something else? Find other great things to do in Dallas.
Josh Alper over at NBC5 is trying to decide whether Jerry Jones’s surgery in July was of the cosmetic nature in preparation for the upcoming Super Bowl or was it to repair an old football injury as Todd Archer is reporting at the Morning News?
Has anyone ever heard of jackalope placenta injections?
Christine Perez, managing editor at the Dallas Business Journal, has left the paper to become managing editor at D CEO magazine. During her 10 years at the DBJ, Christine won a huge following for her reporting on commercial real estate–she’ll write about that for us, too–and oversaw many of the paper’s “awards” programs. She also snagged a number of national and local journalism awards. Two of them came for her 2006 story on W’s HUD Secretary Alphonso Jackson; it led to a federal investigation and, ultimately, to Jackson’s resignation. Before the DBJ Christine was an editor at two business magazines in Kansas City that were very similar to D CEO. So, if you’ve got any great business-story ideas, send them Christine’s way. She’s a heckuva lot nicer than I am.
It’s Week 1 of the 10 Most Beautiful Women in Dallas voting, so get to it. Up this week: Candice Crawford (the better half of Tony Romo), Vicki Hutson Ford (the woman behind the voice you hear on American Airlines flights), Leah McCann (a steak-loving shoe addict), Nina Moch (our bubbly cheerleader), and Monica Heinemann-Combs (the pretty face that greets you at Rathbun’s Blue Plate Kitchen).
Vote once a day, every day for these five lovely ladies. Then, check again next week to see five fresh faces. Voting ends Sept. 20.
Now that the mayor has stirred up the hornet’s nest of airport concessions, let’s poke around in it a little. The battle has quickly turned rancorous, and there’s a reason why. It’s a provision in the contracting rules of DFW Airport that gives weight to a bidder’s minority status.
The original intent, I suppose, was to use public money to encourage minority business development. Fine with me. I’m all for business development of any kind.
But that’s not the way it works. It has nothing to do with minority business development. Here’s the way it goes down:
1. Dallas is not as tough on drunk driving as advertised. Over the past ten years, more than 40 percent of drivers arrested for intoxication manslaughter received only probation sentences, and most of those who did go to jail received sentence lengths that were below the state average. Embarrassing stuff, considering the county has the third-highest rate of drunk driving fatalities in the nation.
2. I had a friend who had bedbugs, and it basically ruled their life for the better part of a year. Their experience was tortuous, expensive, and embarrassing. So when I hear reports that the nation’s bed bug population has had an 81 percent increase, I get worried. A Dallas pest control professional says their bed bug calls have risen from about five annual to about five a week.
3. I’d just like to make a public service announcement: it is now time for bandwagon hopers to please make their way to the Texas Rangers’ wagon. Please leave your Yankees and Red Sox jerseys buried deep in your closet and out of sight.