So forget so-called”anchor babies.” Texas Congressman Louie Gohmert is more worried about terror babies – Osama bin Fetus, if you will – that will be all born here in the U.S. with our fancy book-learning doctors, and then grow up to learn to blow up stuff later.
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terror babies..yeah, reminds me of my thirties
Anybody who’s awakened for a 3 o’clock feeding or has walked the floor with a collicky baby knows all about terror.
Louie, Louie – no this isn’t that song,
It’s a missive, Sugar, to tell you it’s wrong
Your focus, a baby as a future terrorista?
The drug cartels, honey, are sayin’ “Hey meesta,
Good thinking, senor.” As they are hauling
Guns, money, people, their business appalling.
More so, than the birth of an innocent child,
Reminding us all of a story – today restyled.
Jesus, or Maria – they aren’t the threat,
You’re suffering, Son, from an ignorant intellect.
Spewing the words of your shameless promoters
They’re forgetting, very soon, those babies are voters.
3rd stanza:
Like Wallace your vision is a little shortsighted,
To skeptics who think this was intentionally ignited.
Absolutely no judge will consent to back – strip
Any person, anywhere, Amendment awarded citizenship.
Eleven million or so from south of the border
Might form a Margarita Party to cause disorder.
For the sake of all Texans and the rest of America, our state shoule secede from the union.