That’s the Flower Mound, as in the town of Flower Mound, Texas. It’s right next to Tom Thumb on Farm-to-Market Road 3040, at the intersection with FM 2499.
D Magazine online editorial intern Ryan Jones is sure it was a sight to behold in pioneer days, but he decided to spend most his time elsewhere on his trip to Flower Mound, No. 8 on our list of the best Dallas suburbs.
Read about what he saw.
1. Can you text the following in 35.54 seconds? “The razor-toothed piranhas of the genera Serrasalmus and Pygocentrus are the most ferocious freshwater fish in the world. In reality they seldom attack a human.” Kendall Joplin thinks she can do it in 28 seconds.
2. I would read this list.
3. I like the way this math teacher thinks. He gets struck by lightning, wonders what the odds of that are, and makes a lesson for his students from it. I’d pay attention to that. And I hate math.
It wasn’t sunny on the day D Magazine online editorial intern Ryan Jones visited University Park, No. 7 on our list of best Dallas suburbs.
And he was hungry.
So here’s what happened.
If you’re a Rangers fan, like me, you practically need an Excel spreadsheet to keep track of all the legal issues surrounding the sale/bankruptcy of the team.
Now, it seems, that the negotiator is getting threats. Chuck Greenberg is suing Texas Rangers Baseball Partners. And the Yankees are sad.
OK, that last one may have nothing to do with the sale/bankruptcy of the team. It just made me happy.
But everything about this debacle does make me irritated at Tom Hicks. So now, after the jump, an open letter to Mister Hicks.
The 2010 sports journalism class at the Columbia University Graduate School of Journalism wrote about the role of women in sports. You’ll find their efforts here, in a package titled “Life on the Fringes: How and Why Sports Marginalizes Women.” The first story, by Heather Higgins, is all about the Dallas Cowboys Cheerleaders. I would argue that the Cowboys Cheerleaders organization does the opposite of marginalizing women, but what do I know? I’m just a man who likes short shorts.
An alert FBvian points us to news that Angie Harmon and her hubby, Jason Sehorn, are thinking about leaving Los Angeles and moving someplace in the South, where she can “raise some strong Southern women with morals, ethics, and values.” I pass along this news because research has shown that people are interested in the lives of celebrities, and Angie Harmon is a celebrity. So is Jason Sehorn. You’ll notice (as will Google) that the names Angie Harmon and Jason Sehorn appear in this post several times, making it relevant to people who are searching for information about Angie Harmon and/or Jason Sehorn.
Remember when teased hair and leather pants were prerequisites for rock stardom? Thanks to the Gaylord Texan, that rule is no more. Every weekday night from 4 to 7 pm, the Gaylord’s Texan Station Patio hosts Rock Band Bar Nights, where you can belt out songs from your favorite bands while being projected on a 109-inch screen. The set list includes everything from Blue Oyster Cult to the Beastie Boys, and nightly prizes are awarded to the best rockers brave enough to take the stage. Signup starts at 3:30 pm. Cost is free. Leather pants are optional.
One more reason to love Mondays: Lee Harvey’s has $1 tacos every Monday night until the kitchen closes at 10 pm. Factor in their famous happy hour – $2.50 domestic beers and wells starting at 3 pm – and you’d be hard-pressed to find a better deal near downtown.
And finally, the Cosmic Café has a Laugh Yoga class tonight, which teaches you all about the physical, mental, and social benefits that laughter can provide. The fun starts at 7 pm, and for once you can tell yourself all those giggles aren’t aimed at your unfortunate yoga poses.
1. Well, that Cowboys Stadium deal didn’t turn out too horribly for the city of Arlington after all. Looks like the tax revenue generated by the project is exceeding projections, and the city is going to be able to pay down its bond debt earlier than expected. Has the statute of limitations on groaning about Laura Miller and losing the ‘Boys to the ‘burbs officially expired?
2. Both sides of the wet/dry fight brewing over a referendum to expand beer and wine sale in Dallas have hired economists to throw numbers around about the potential impact alcohol sales would have on city sales tax revenue. It basically breaks down to this: supporters of the expanding sales say the city will make more money. Opponents of the sale say that businesses benefiting from the status quo will be hurt. And I say, who cares about economics? It is just silly there are wet and dry areas.
3. Looking to trim the state budget, Texas legislators decided on a 1 percent cut in funding to Medicaid, which is now prompting Texas doctors to consider opting out of the medical program. It’s great timing too, considering the new health care overhaul is estimated to add 1.5 million Texans to Medicaid by 2015.
4. If you asked me who owned the Texas Rangers right now, I don’t think I could tell you. So I’m not sure who is happy about the spike in ticket sales after signing of Cliff Lee. I’m sure someone’s happy.
According to Travel & Leisure’s new Best List (and here at D Magazine, we love lists), the Mansion on Turtle Creek is #3 and the Adolphus is #9 of big-city hotels in the country. Chicago has four, New York has two, Dallas has two, and LA and Washington have one each. I was sorry to see the Hermitage in Nashville just miss the Top Ten, coming in at #11, because it is my favorite out-of-town hotel. If you happen to stay there, be sure to check out the men’s room downstairs. IJS.
So pronounces our favorite student of cities, Joel Kotkin. His reading of the demographic stats is that there will be a slight uptick but suburbia is still king. Rod Dreher says it is for one very good reason: kids.

Photo of panelists taken by Alexandra Olivia/PegasusNews.com.
Last night, media interns from all over town gathered to hear about what to expect in the real world. Bright and talented panelists—Sarah Blaskovich from Pegasus News, Scott Goldstein from the Dallas Morning News, Andrea Grimes from the Dallas Observer, Lauren Parajon from Spirit Magazine, and Danielle Schofield from WFAA—imparted their wisdom to interns about what to expect from the industry. Everyone on the panel was very realistic, but their passion was obvious as they talked about their jobs. I asked some of the attendees to tell me what they learned. In a nutshell: rejection letters are okay; it is about who you know, but only because those who share a common interest have a genuine desire to help one another; you have to go the extra mile … and then walk another block or two; and it’s advised to complement your journalism major with another major or minor.
Charged for what, exactly? For his alleged relationship with a student. Eric Nicholson has the story and the photo. (And really, could they not retake the photo? Maybe get one where the guy isn’t blinking?)
Looks like things may be rough already over at the Dallas-Fort Worth Tribune, a new online newspaper we told you about awhile back. A couple of people acquainted with the operation say its founder, Scott Reddick, has declined to pay the paper’s employees, some of whom have walked off the job. A few are fixing to take their complaints to the state, these folks say, and one’s talking about suing Reddick in small-claims court. Reddick, for his part, tells a different story.
What, you’ve never heard of Dylan Sneed? Hear him here and then find out how to hear more of him.
Maria Elva Ross was part of Sheriff Lupe Valdez’s quality assurance team. Oops.