Articles for July 7th, 2010

Local Pilot Jake Pavelka Refuses to Go Away. Ever.

I know. You’re tired of it. I’m tired of it, too. It’s getting to the point where the last season of The Bachelor is hurting my feelings. But for those who care to remember, earlier this week, Jake and Vienna went into great detail as to why they broke up. And for those keeping score, Vienna won the showdown. Well, that’s not going to work for Jake. He’s recruited a former love to give the deets on their white hot love affair to Us Weekly. Well, the lady in question–a one Ms. Christina Haney–doesn’t actually go that far. She maintains they “never had intimacy issues.” Sounds hot!

Help D Home Find the Most Beautiful New Construction in Dallas

Today, I come to you for help. My ship has fallen under attack and I’m afraid my mission to bring you to Alderaan… Okay, it’s nothing that dramatic. I just like any and all excuse to showcase my amazing Star Wars knowledge. Anyway, I’ve been running the roads, searching for the best new construction in and around Dallas for an upcoming issue of D Home. I need houses that are visible from the street–no gates. And this is all about a lovely and amazing exterior. I don’t care about the inside–so something inside can’t be the thing that makes it great. (So nothing like: “Forget the scary moat! There’s a 5-million-bottle wine cellar!”) And when I say “new construction,” let’s say nothing built earlier than 2005. Do you, your real estate agent, builder, architect, and/or real estate loving friends have any ideas for me? You can be specific: send an address! You can be vague: send a street name or neighborhood! It doesn’t have to be something I can walk to–I’ll drive to Allen! Feel free to send me a note or leave a comment. Or, if it makes you feel better, you can talk to Candy Evans on DallasDirt. My feelings won’t be hurt. Thanks for your help.

Prosper Takes Its Place Among the Best Suburbs of Dallas

The Best Suburbs D Magazine online editorial intern Ryan Jones found himself charmed by downtown Prosper.

He was as surprised as anyone.

What To Do In Dallas Tonight: July 7, 2010

You probably know Courtney Love. You may or may not remember Hole, the alt rock band Love fronted in the ’90s, but they were kind of a big deal. Here’s a quick rundown: Hole formed in 1989, released three albums (including critically acclaimed Live Through This and Celebrity Skin), then broke up in 2002. But the band reunited last year (sort of) with Love and three new members, and the foursome is in town to play the House of Blues tonight. Tickets start at $35.

If you’d rather take advantage of the heat reprieve, head downtown for Samar Under the Stars. Out on the patio of chef Stephan Pyles’ restaurant, you’ll find cheap wine and cocktails, $5 sangria, complimentary meze, and half-priced hookah, all from 8 to 11 pm. And don’t worry about the weather – Samar’s patio is tented. Another idea: the Dallas Fish Market does a sushi special on Wednesdays, when you get four pieces of sushi when you order a cocktail. It’s worth it for the $5 martini alone.

Find more here.

Wanna Be In Friday Night Lights?

Best of Texas blogger of awesome Amanda Warr directs our attention to the fact that part of the show’s season ender will be shot a the Cotton Bowl, and the show’s looking for extras.

The DFW Wildlife Coalition got the sweet hookup from NBC, and for every supporter they bring in to fill the seats, the network will make a donation. Amanda’s got the deets here.

Accessory of the Week: Natalie Solis

Natalie Solis IMG_8354Every time we run into KDFW Channel 4 weekend anchor/reporter/San Antonio native Natalie Solis, we’re in an argument with ourselves — is she more beautiful than she is the nicest person on air? This Brown grad has seen the world from riding camels, dining at the Eiffel Tower to cheering on the Kentucky Derby ponies at Lee Park’s “Day at the Races.”

Okay, so you see the photo, but you need more info on her personality. Let’s just say that even the crew behind the scenes at KDFW think she’s one of the nicest persons around.

The Other Incident At Rangers Ballpark Last Night

As Krista mentioned, the fan falling was by far the scariest thing that happened in last night’s 12-1 win over the Indians.

But something else happened that peeved me, because it happens quite frequently at ball games. I’ve seen my fair share, and I have a note to the adults: If there is a kid within your wingspan and a ball is headed to your section, let the kid catch the ball. Especially if said kid brought a glove and everything. If you’re old enough to drive to the game and buy your own ticket and beer, you’re too old to smack some kids around for a $2 souvenir ball.

Which brings me to you, Mr. Yellow Shirt Guy from last night, who shoved a kid face first into the railing and possibly even elbowed him in his haste to get a ball. Yeah, I know you gave the ball to the kid later, but he’s also a nine year old with a shiner now. You’re a lucky man, because many fathers would’ve given you a dose of your own medicine.

Leading Off (7/7/10)

1.  A Ranger fan fell 30 feet last night after losing his balance while trying to snag a foul ball. Last I heard, he was responsive and was taken to the hospital. Four people who helped break his fall were treated for minor injuries. This YouTube clip shows the players’ and ump’s reactions. Don’t worry, the clip doesn’t actually show the fall.

2. So, Krandel Lee Newton decided he wanted to check out butts all day. And then people started paying him for it. Then he decided to get this idea patented. Smart. But then a business associate was all “I want to do this, too, because it’s awesome.” And now Newton is suing former associate for intellectual property. Moral of the story: just look, don’t sketch.

3. One time I was at a track meet in small-town Oklahoma. As I made my final left turn in the 1600-meter run, I looked across and saw light bulbs fall from a light pole. I slowed down a little to watch. (I blame my bad time on the light.) I chalked the incident up to being in small-town Oklahoma and went on with life. Now I find out that light poles fall even in Texas! So several of them are being recalled. You can see where the recalled light poles exist by following the link in this story. Or you can just go with it, and beat the person in front of you as they’re distracted by falling lights. Either way.