If you’re wondering where WFAA-Ch. 8’s Cynthia Izaguirre is this week, she’s MIA because of her boyfriend. Well, because of her BF’s garage door. Uncle Barky has the whole story plus photos of Izzy’s broken-nose episode.
Suggestion to boyfriend: Get a sensor for your garage door.
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Would you believe this story if told by a woman not on TV who had a boyfriend standing beside her during the interview?
Ouch!!!
Public:
Is there something you’d like to share with the class, or are you just speculating about someone’s relationship?
I regularly, because I’m a klutz, have bruises on my legs or arms from running into tables, door frames and the occasional Audi. Nobody’s beating me.
Another day, another Frontburner post with speculation that has hurtful implications for the people involved…right on schedule.
*yawn*
I once hit my garage door with my car. But I was trying to dodge an annoying neighbor.
I know how easy it is to run a car into a garage door. Never been klutzy enough to run into it with my own face.
Last year I walked full steam into a full plate glass door that was so clean it looked open. The impact was horrendous since I walk faster than an announcer speaks at the end of those ‘restless leg syndrome’ med commercials. (”Can cause vomiting or suicidal death”) I later learned someone had implied that my facial swelling & black eye might be ‘related to a domestic incident altercation’. Well I haven’t been in a domestic anything for several years now so I asked who they suspected had hit me (me thinking that anyone hitting me would not be in favor of Texas’ concealed handgun law). Their answer? A very nice person I last saw when Jimmy Carter was running for re-election who died during Clinton’s firt term after being diagnosed with cancer during the Reagan years.
I wiped out on a wet tile floor in my house a week ago, right as I was packing to go to NYC. God, what a great fall that was! Just pretended I was skiing. I, too, had to explain away some bruises to family members up there, who then recalled when I had accidentally spilled hot water on my son’s arm when he was six or seven and how I could have been investigated for child abuse! I still berate myself for being so careless. Stupid mother! Painful memory. Off to self-flog.
Accidents happen. Bless her heart and nose. And there hasn’t been a garage door sold without a sensor in 20 years.
Public:
Sensors fail. Garage doors can be older than 20 years.
And domestic violence is a pretty serious allegation to make without proof. Unless you were there that morning, and saw some fisticuffs…
And even if it’s true, don’t you think there’d be something else? Other bruises, other injuries? Or how about the fact that it would be monumentally stupid to hit your TV news anchoring girlfriend in the face?
Bethany’s got a point. If Cynthia Izaguirre’s pissed at you and wants to claim you popped her in the nose, who’s going to believe she did it to herself by running into a garage door? She’s on TV, like Brad Hawkins was.
Oh for the good old days when anyone whose face looked like Izaquirre’s was rumored to ‘have had work done’ over at Jack Gunter’s or Sam Hamra’s.
@Rawlins –Hey Jack is the best! He did my nose. Wonder if I should let him do my lift?