Articles for May 11th, 2010

Caraway in Anti-Tobacco-Shop Jihad

Too much window advertising offends him. He doesn’t approve of scrap-metal yards. Now he’s got his sights set on tobacco shops. Doesn’t Mayor Pro Tem Dwaine Caraway have anything to do with his time besides hassling legal enterprises that are just trying to make a buck?

Phil Collins: Who Cares How Crockett Died?

Phil Collins IMG_8525Pop-music star and Texana buff Phil Collins doesn’t care if Davy Crockett died in the thick of battle at the Alamo–or pleaded with the Mexican army to spare his life. “I don’t think any less of [Crockett] if he went down that way,” Collins, a major collector of Alamo memorabilia, said last night during a talk to the Dallas Historical Society at Fair Park. That’s actually sort of smart–”talk your way out of it and live to fight another day,” added Collins (pictured in photo by Jeanne Prejean).

The subject came up because the ex-Genesis star’s daughter, Lily Collins, recently had a role in The Blind Side movie, which was directed by John Lee Hancock, who also made a revisionist Alamo movie called The Alamo. Hancock’s Davy Crockett was portrayed by Billy Bob Thornton as a reluctant hero who really wanted to escape over the wall, and later died on his knees after the battle was over.

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Free Portraits for Cancer Patients

In the May issue of the “print product,” I wrote a little ditty about my dad’s prostate surgery that a reader by the name of Tiffany Chartier particularly enjoyed. She wrote me a nice note in which she mentioned that she does free portraits for cancer patients. Says Chartier, “As a Mansfield resident and professional photographer for the DFW area, I am offering this gift to capture stories of beautifully bold and courageous individuals who are truly living testimonies of perseverance and hope. Details of this no-strings-attached special gift are found at sglyphotography.com.” I can’t vouch for the woman myself, but if you’re interested, check it out.

What to Do in Dallas Today: May 11, 2010

caricatureI’ve really got to recommend Coastlines: Images of Land and Sea, the newest exhibition at the Dallas Museum of Art. This is not just a stand-there-and-glaze-over kind of exhibit. The artwork itself is stunning (don’t miss Yasuo Kuniyoshi’s Bather with Cigarette), but there’s a bonus. The museum worked with the University of Texas at Dallas to create a sound installation that accompanies the exhibit. What this means for visitors: look for the circles on the floor in front of certain works of art. Then look up. See that clock-sized shower head looking thingy hanging from the ceiling? It’s a hyper directional speaker. You have to stand on the circle of carpet underneath it in order to hear the sound that’s coming out of it. Step off the circle and the music goes away. They call them “local soundscapes.” I just call it neat-o, and it seems like kids would like this, too.

More events here.

Jim Schutze and Michael Davis Have a Conversation About Scrap Yard

Only, it’s hard to follow because part is on Unfair Park and the Dallas Observer, and part of it is on Michael Davis’ blog.

So I will help.

First, Jim said this. And this.

And then Michael  says, “Nuh-uh. This and this.”

And then Jim says, “Oh yeah? This. And totally THIS.”

And today, Michael says, “Haters stay losing – THIS.”

So there you have it, in chronological order, the conversation. In one place. You’re welcome.

Dear Richardson Police: What the What, and Really?

I’ve been traveling 635 to 75 from Midway to Plano nearly every day for two years now. Once a month or so, you encounter some heinous gridlock right about the time you approach the High Five – right about at the top of the ramp.

You always think it’s a wreck. Something monstrous. You diddle with your traffic app on your iPhone, and it doesn’t say anything about a massive wreck. The giant parking lot eventually creeps up to the culprit: Two Richardson squad cars and one unmarked, on the side of the road, with at least two cars pulled over.

So I have to ask: Really, Richardson? Setting up a speed trap during rush hour is a good thing? City revenue so tight you really need to run a speed trap at the bottom of the High Five? And how is this safe, exactly?

Leading Off (5/11/10)

1. Ross Perot Jr. is suing Mark Cuban, claiming the Mavericks are insolvent or on the verge of it. Cuban responded by cuing up “Thunderstruck” and laughing sort of creepily.

2. A security guard accused of burglary at the Sixth Floor Museum is claiming conspiracy. Oliver Stone is in talks to bring his story to the big screen.

3. “CJ Davila was playing on the train tracks behind his family’s Garland home when he admittedly made a bad choice and tried to grab onto the train for a ride.”