What’s the one thing you don’t plan on ruining your round of golf? I’m standing on Samuell Boulevard right now, unable to check in at the Tenison pro shop because there is a guy with a gun loose on the golf course. The whole place is shut down. Helicopter hovering o’er head. And I just talked to an actual cop to confirm it. That’s what you call old-school shoe-leather reportage.
Says Golfer Eric: “How much to go sprinting across the course right now?”
UPDATE: (7:10) The manhunt has been called off. They didn’t find the guy. Could be an interesting round.
UPDATE: (12:15) Turns out it was an interesting round. Not only did two of our foursome have to remove their drawers during the round but Eric Celeste actually beat Adam McGill and me for the first time ever. We are through the looking glass.