Articles for April 15th, 2010

Local Angler Weighs in on Felony Fish Weighting

To say there are a few things fishy about today’s DMN interview with convicted felony fish weighter and tournament bass fisherman Robby Rose is an understatement … and a pun.

I’m not referring to the fine reporting work done in the story. No, my “Really!?!” questions have more to do with Rose’s explanation for why he chose to place a 1-pound weight in a 9-pound fish when, according to my sources, a 10-pounder had been recorded within the first hour of the tournament.

Rose says that the fish was big enough for second place before he weighted it and that adding the illegal pound didn’t make it a winner.

“Second place was mine to do with as I pleased,” Rose said.

From everything I’ve read and heard, placing a weight that size in a fish is a sure fire way to get caught. So, what drives an angler to do something, so out of sink, to win a mid-level bass tournament and $55,000 bass boat?

Jump with me into the murky waters of bass tournament fishing as we look for answers with Jay Messersmith, tournament director for the Ray Hubbard Fishing Club.
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Where Exactly Did Food Poisoned Rangers Eat?

First came word that pitcher C.J. Wilson would be a scratch for today’s game against the Indians because of food poisoning. Then we find out that Taylor Teagarden, Darren O’Day, bullpen catcher Josh Frasier and conditioning coach Jose Vazquez also have food poisoning.

I had to look at about five different sources, though, to find out where they all ate. Something tells me the visitor’s clubhouse at Progressive Field won’t be getting a glowing recommendation on Yelp anytime soon.

Sabotage?

Mavericks vs. Spurs (Again): Who Ya Got?

So, here we are, again — Mavericks, Spurs, Dirk, Duncan, etc. It’s almost like it isn’t the playoffs without it. Things kick off Sunday night at the American Airlines Center. I’ll be there, in Section 319, with “MA” painted on my chest. (Eric Celeste — remember him? — is tentatively scheduled to provide the “VS.”) Comments have been helpfully turned on for your predictions. Mine? Mavs in three. (Impromptu rule change — long story.) Also, keep an eye on Rob Mahoney’s great The Two Man Game blog, where yrs truly will be participating in a little Mavs roundtable in the coming days.

Fergie Leads With the Heart When it Comes to Giving Advice

Jennifer and John Eagle with Sarah Ferguson IMG_8386_aWednesday night Sarah “Fergie” Ferguson (right, pictured with Jennifer and John Eagle) was the drop-in guest of honor at the patrons party in downtown Neiman’s for the Dallas Museum of Art’s upcoming Arts Ball. She worked the room better than any politician in memory. Everyone from shop girl to CEO was an old friend by the end of her brief visit.

When asked if she had offered any advice for “Kate,” Sarah answered with a question. . . “Who?”  (more…)

An American Journalism Review Piece on @FakeAPStylebook

Remember last year when we mentioned that one of the folks behind the always reliable Twitter feed @FakeAPStylebook was Dallas’ very own Ken Lowery? How about now? Anyway, AJR goes into greater depth with the group behind the feed here. Such as: the book deal.

The book, to be published next spring by Three Rivers Press, is finished except for two chapters. There are 15 active contributors and two people whose work has been pulled from the Twitter feed but who are not contributing new material.

At least 90 percent of the book consists of new material that has not appeared on the Twitter feed, Lowery says. Using the same format as AP Stylebook, the Fake AP Stylebook will be about two-thirds tips. The back half is glossary terms, and there will be “how to” sections, including “How to write a dating site profile.’ ”

Although there are a few nods to the actual AP Stylebook – including a particularly long section on weapons and military “because the AP Stylebook has like a weird amount on weapons and the military” – Lowery says that the idea is to capture the AP Stylebook tone.

Leading Off (4/15/10)

1. So 80 dogs go missing from a Ferris animal shelter. They’re supposedly on a reservation. But no one knows exactly where. Rest assured the dogs are happy, fed, and loved. Don’t worry about the shelter’s past of  police officers shooting feral dogs on sight and the city ordering animals only 15 days to be adopted before they’re euthanized. Seriously. I’m sure they’re all fine.

2. I appreciate a good entrepreneurial spirit. I happen to think these guys have good business sense. They’re going around robbing mom-and-pop pharmacy stores so they can get hydrocodone and OxyContin for free and turn around and sell the drugs to their awesome friends for a good amount of cash. Just like what happened with cupcakes and froyo, I can’t help but wonder, “Why didn’t I think of this first?”

3. Now for the hard-hitting news of the day: this guy decorated his yard with beer cans and Jessica Simpson wants a normal boyfriend (maybe a doctor or a chef)!