Articles for April 13th, 2010

Jerry Jones Shoots/Slurs From the Hip About Tebow, Parcells

The sports gossip fellas at Deadspin.com got their hands on some poorly taken video wherein Cowboys owner Jerry Jones appears to compare signing Florida Gators quarterback Tim Tebow to signing Bill Parcells.

Allow me to paraphase the entire conversation:

If the covertly recorded audio/video is legit, it sounds like Jones equates the possibility of signing Tebow to a stunt designed to sell more jerseys. Something he says is akin to what he did with signing Bill Parcels to get the support required to build a new stadium. … And Tony Romo was a “mircale.”

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Dallas Business Journal Hires New Editor

Yes, yes. As a FrontBurnervian has pointed out to me, since I reported on the sacking of the last editor of the Dallas Business Journal, I ought to point to news that they’ve hired a new one. So here goes. His name is Juan B. Elizondo Jr.

The Chief David Kunkle Interview Exit

Just returned from Chief David Kunkle’s retirement party. Before I left, though, I managed to conduct his exit interview. (If you’re confused, here’s some context.)

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Live Blog From Kunkle Retirement Party


Gloria Campos is the emcee. She introduced David Kunkle and wife Sarah. Then she called him the “best of the best.”

Mary Suhm is doing a top 10 list of reasons she’s thankful for him. It’s a mix of serious and funny. No 8: because she will no longer have to explain to people why the top cop in Dallas rides a lime green Vespa. No 4: “With any luck he will be the only Dallas police chief to fall in love with a City Hall reporter, get married, and wind up on the cover of D Magazine.”

2:27 — Mayor Leppert talks about how much Kunkle cares for the city and the cops he led. He remembers seeing Kunkle at the hospital in the middle of the night, after something had gone wrong (more or less his words). If I’m not mistaken, Leppert actually choked up a bit. Very heartfelt.

2:30 — Now Laura Miller takes the podium. She says she remembers when she was on the Council and she first met him. She recalls he was wearing horrible Buster Brown shoes, he had a cowlick, and she had to ask Ted Benavides why the heck he hired Kunkle. Later, she says, she had to thank Benavides. Then she talks about the book “Good to Great,” and how Kunkle exemplifies the lessons of that book (in fact, he and his department were featured Ina “Good to Great” documentary). She says Kunkle was the best chief she’s seen in Dallas, from her time as a reporter to her time on the Council.

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60 Minutes to Look at Gas Drilling Here?

An insider says 60 Minutes producers have descended on North Texas and are “prowling around” for a possible story on natural-gas drilling. Anybody heard anything?

American Airlines Passengers Having Unplanned Stay in Iceland

So a flight from Paris to Dallas was diverted to Iceland today, after passengers complained of fumes. AA spokesman Tim Wagner (Tim, where are you? You never call, you never write) says a plane is on its way from London now, and the passengers should be in Dallas later tonight.

Since some of the passengers are undoubtedly well-read and therefore Frontburnervians, I thought I’d suggest some touristy things to try for their unexpected stay in Iceland.

You can tell me thank you later.

Jason Kidd Can Still Do Amazing Things

Proof:

Sneak Peek of Jerry Jones on Entourage

Via @jeremypiven by way of @bobanddan

Via @jeremypiven by way of @bobanddan

Oh, Boy! Another New Magazine for Dallas

Following the model of let’s-create-a-national-network-for-rich-people magazines Modern Luxury and Luxe, we now have 944, which “focuses on lifestyle news and features, as well as celebrity interviews and editorials.” As far as I can tell, it is either named for an area code or an IRS form.

Founder Marc  Lotenberg says:

“As we work to highlight the brightest names and places in the city, the Dallas edition will afford the invaluable opportunity to explore new avenues, fresh partnerships and creative visions for our brand.”

New! Fresh! Creative! Hey, we need that here! Thanks, Marc!

Texas Auto Insurance Rates Not All That Bad

Hey, here’s something else Rick Perry can take credit for. Texas is not the most expensive state for auto insurance. Louisiana is.  Maine is the cheapest. Texas is #24 — right in the middle of the pack – with an average cost of $1,462.65

Leading Off (4/13/10)

1. Runoff! Can you feel the excitement?

2. I can no longer think of a single scenario in which the city says, “You know what? We’re probably not going to be able to build that road.”

3. The Mavericks are streaking into the playoffs. No, not that way. Well, except J.J. Barea.