Saginaw Cheerleaders Busted for Urine-Spiked Sodas

A few Saginaw High School cheerleaders are in trouble for giving fellow cheerleaders sodas with a twist: urine. I don’t miss high school at all.

12 comments

  1. I’m looking forward to the blow back faux outrage on this one. Will the parents defend the children and say, “it was just H.S. hi-jinx”? Or will the grumpy teabaggers/baby boomers sputter that this is another example of a nanny culture?

    @ 1:58 pm on April 8, 2010
  2. I don’t miss Saginaw at all.

    @ 2:19 pm on April 8, 2010
  3. Stay classy Saginaw!

    @ 2:34 pm on April 8, 2010
  4. I don’t think “ew” even begins to describe this… if only they could use their powers for good. *sigh*

    @ 2:49 pm on April 8, 2010
  5. Gives new meaning to PE class.

    @ 2:59 pm on April 8, 2010
  6. It’s completely PSYCHO. And, the school’s response is less than sane. IJS. They can still be cheerleaders next year? Seriously?

    What they did probably qualifies as some kind of assault or felony tampering. A night in jail, public humiliation…

    BRING. IT. ON.

    @ 3:33 pm on April 8, 2010
  7. @M Streeter: We’ve already reached out to these girls to see if they’d like to intern at D. We’re not above doing a little yellow journalism.

    @ 4:00 pm on April 8, 2010
  8. The only thing that frightens me more than a ravenous pack of cheerleaders, is a solitary cheerleader mother. Scary!

    @ 4:16 pm on April 8, 2010
  9. They live in Saginaw. Perhaps the girls have suffered enough.

    @ 5:11 pm on April 8, 2010
  10. These girls should not be allowed to be cheerleaders again. They need to be sent to boot camp and do community service. I hope they are being punished by their parents as well

    @ 5:22 pm on April 8, 2010
  11. As we used to say back east, “what a pissah!”

    @ 6:08 pm on April 8, 2010
  12. If elected governor, I vow to teach them the joys of busting rocks.

    @ 10:55 am on April 9, 2010

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