Articles for March, 2010

Leading Off (3/16/10)

1. Kids who cut school also don’t tend to show for court dates stemming from their cutting school. “That is stunning,” said an imaginary person who is easily shocked and overly emphatic.

2. Everyone is talking about Oncor’s smart meters vs. old meters. Everyone, that is, except for Robert Preston. He’s talking about trouble, with a capital T, that rhymes with P, and that stands for “pool.”

3. Mountain View College President Felix A. Zamora received a vote of “no confidence” from the faculty association. Word of caution: based on the amount of times I’ve watched The Phantom Menace with my son, I know first it’s a simple “no confidence” vote in your leader, and next thing you know, you’re dealing with a galactic empire run by a villainous Sith lord. Slippery slope. IJS.

Win Tickets to Joan Jett Flick

Time for another ticket giveaway boys and girls: this one is for tomorrow night’s preview screening of the movie The Runaways, a bio-pic about the brief-but-wild life of Joan Jett’s first band, at the Angelika Dallas. A pair of tickets go to the first two people who email me the Runaways’ first hit. Hint: ch-ch-ch

“The Dallas Rapture” Mystery Solved!

Thanks to a helpful hand from investigative reporter Laray Polk, I have located the owners of the painting. I have been wrong in referring to it as “The Dallas Rapture,” btw. It is simply “The Rapture” — the old Southland building logo was wiped off so that the painting could represent Anycity, USA.

The painting was commissioned in 1973 by Leon and Ruth Bates, who now run a ministry called the Bible Believers Evangelistic Association (if you’re a Bible-believing evangelical, check it out here). In fact, if you scroll back down to the painting I point your attention to a yellow van: those are Leon and Ruth themselves zappinig up to heaven. (At first, Leon tells me, artist Charles Anderson only painted in Leon, but Leon insisted that he and Ruth are always together — which I thought was sweet.)  Charles the painter is now retired east of McKinney.

You can order your own copy of this classic here. I did, and Leon called me back to tell me he got the order, which was nice.

Play D Magazine NCAA Bracket Challenge, Win $150

Okay, people, it’s time to do this. I’ve fired up a group over on Yahoo where you can enter a bracket to win a $150 gift certificate to Ocean Prime. Our group is called The Kunklers. Find it here. Good luck to us all. And let the wacky bracket naming begin!

Star-Telegram Publisher Gary Wortel Lives in — Dallas?

I was trolling Facebook, looking for people to friend, when I came across Star-Telegram publisher Gary Wortel’s page, which says he lives in Dallas. Mon dieu, pardner! You can’t live in Dallas and be the publisher of the Star-Telegram. (In fact, I believe Wortel lives in either Grapevine or Southlake. Which makes it all the more confusing-er.)

Greenville Avenue Parade Police Report

Courtesy Pegasus News and the always-lovable Avi Adelman. My understanding is that one of those 911 calls from a Red Line train, asking for help getting to the Blue Line.

Don’t Put Your Bulk Trash Out With Your Tree Trash

Just because the city is working ’round the clock to pick up the storm debris piled by your curb doesn’t mean you can put your bulk trash out next to it. If you do so, and it’s not your normal bulk trash pick-up week, you may be ticketed. Question: I have a mangled Pier 1 wicker chair I left out in the storm. Does that count as both?

Yet Another Reason to Hate Canada

One of the joys of working in our St. Paul Place tower is sharing a building with the Canadian Consulate, which draws protesters of every stripe. For months, the Fraternal Brotherhood of Cabinetmakers (or their hired help) has been handing out leaflets calling the Canadians rats. Today brings us a group from PETA. I’m not sure why they’re upset. The Winter Olympics are finished, right?

An Admittedly Myopic Recap of the Greenville Avenue St. Patrick’s Day Parade Festivities

By myopic, I mean my recap will not extend much beyond the patio at the Barley House (well, except we’re going to talk about a transportation snafu involving DART). Anyway, Eric asked me yesterday to answer five questions about the Greenville Avenue St. Patrick’s Day Parade. After the jump, I’ll do my best.

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Dallas Saves You Time, Kinda

This month, Real Simple did a list of the top 21 time-saving cities. The magazine ranked cities based on how easy and fast they are to get around; how long it takes to see a doctor or the response of emergency services; availability of wireless and broadband and resources such as 311 hotlines; bike friendliness and recycling; and on the number of personal trainers and takeout restaurants per capita. Dallas came in at number 16, in a tie with Cleveland. We scored a 14 on the time-saving scale (getting around: 2; health and safety: 3.5; information and technology: 3; green time-savers: 3; lifestyle: 2.5). I think Dallas should have had a higher score in lifestyle, but I’m biased.

Also in the same issue, I learned I could use a ketchup bottle as a pancake dispenser. So there’s that.

“The Dallas Rapture,” Part II

dallas-rapture1-300x202In July, 2008, we posted this painting and asked if anyone in the vast FrontBurner Nation knew anything about it. I guessed that it was painted circa 1975. Since then, I have received inquiries from all over the world asking for more information, which I didn’t have.  Until today.

Via email, Wayne Vaughn — who must read his FrontBurner in one-year segments — has caught up on the conversation and shares a valuable piece of intelligence:

I happened to know the artist.  When I was in high school attending Bryan Adams in 1979 I dated Dalena Anderson, her father was Charles Anderson, a great Christian and artist.  It is right I believe he told me he painted it around 1972 or 73.  It was his interpretation of what would happen in Dallas if the Rapture happened. Where he is or even if he is still alive I couldn’t tell. He lived close to Northwest Highway on Charring Cross Rd, but that was in the 80’s.  I only write this because I was looking for a copy of the picture; the real copy was something to see. The feeble pic doesn’t do it justice. I also write because of most of the idjits don’t know what they were talking about in the comments. But it was true in was in the Circle Grill. But I had seen it in some churches too.  Just thought I give you and update, though you probably don’t care.

Whadya mean, I probably don’t care, Wayne? I do care. This painting is a modern religious folk-art classic. If anyone knows or knew Charles Anderson, please step forward. The next mystery to solve is where the original painting now is.

Leading Off (3/15/10)

1. The George W. Bush Presidential Library is “an important national building that could serve as a model and as an example of using important sustainable development practices.” Bet you didn’t see that one coming.

2. You know how you stop graffiti? You cover your walls with pictures painted by local kids. You have to be a pretty big jerk to scribble your name on that. In related news, Jason Roberts, everyone’s favorite bicycle enthusiast, is branching out, launching Go Oak Cliff. Go Oak Cliff describes itself as “a non-profit news, advocacy, and quality of life organization focused on supporting and inspiring the Historic Oak Cliff Community.” Sounds like Jason is looking for a way to do stuff without being referred to as “the bike guy.”

3. As a former moderately-decent center who grew up in a hockey-obsessed corner of a northern state, I can confirm: the hockey season starts with the playoffs. That’s why it is always sad when you don’t make the party.

5 Questions to be Answered by Tim’s Parade Recap on Monday

  1. After 18 years of trial and error, have we found the perfect parade-watching spot?
  2. How long does it take to finish a breakfast bottle of champagne?
  3. If a Blue Line train and a Red Line train are traveling in separate directions, and an editor with a creepy ’stache and a sombrero exits the Red Line train and tries to hitch a ride on Northwest Highway because he’s an idiot and can’t read maps designed to be understood by homeless people (instead of just taking the train back to Mockingbird Station and then getting on the Blue Line train, like someone who is not an idiot would do), at what point do his friends just leave him behind?
  4. Have the editors of D Home included that Jell-O shot recipe in a feature on entertaining at home?
  5. Has all photographic evidence been destroyed?

Bright Lights Hurt Puffy, Local Eyes After St. Paddy’s Day Parade

The Best Day of the Year in Dallas is over. Great success. Anyone else feel like this?

Will This Reduce Property Taxes on a “New” House?

Ebby Halliday Mayor LeppertIs it already Friday? Busy real estate week, what with all the celebrations surrounding Ebby Halliday’s 99th birthday — here she is with Mayor Leppert celebrating Wednesday morning down at City Hall, this after dancing with The Pointer Sisters Monday night, and a huge Tuesday bash with T. Boone Pickens. Best news of all: I think I’ve figured out why some homebuilders are harvesting body old home parts.