Pat Smith Is With Child

Our own Jeanne Prejean tells me that she ran into Pat Smith, wife of Emmitt, who informed her that she is gravid. With child. Got a bun in the oven. Her Eggo is preggo. Looks like the NFL’s all-time leading rusher still knows how to pick up a first down.

Okay, sorry. In all seriousness, congrats to the Smiths on their good news.