Finally, How to Save Downtown

It turns out to be really simple: we just need to host 126 NBA All Star Games a year. You see, I just got back from a detour down Main St. to see what the scene looked like, and it took me 30 minutes to go from Pearl to Ervay. Let me say that again: 30 minutes. Pearl. To Harwood. To St. Paul. To Ervay. Three blocks. And let me just say, Dallas looked pretty damn sexy all gridlocked-up in the snow.