Articles for February 12th, 2010

Wade Phillips Got Jiggy With it in Miami

Well now, looks Denver’s 103.5 The Fox obtained video evidence of what Wade Phillips spent his time in Miami doing after losing the Pro Bowl 41 to 31. But don’t bag on his coaching skills too much. As you can see from the video, he was able to direct a room full of ladies in a rousing rendition of the Village People’s “YMCA.”

UPDATE 6:08 p.m. Saturday: @sonofbum, Wade Phillip’s Twitter handle, tweeted the following comment regarding the aforementioned YouTube video:

utube got the ymca dance–just having fun–wish more people would have fun instead of gripping about everything.

Snowstorm: The Rogers Screenplay Next Scene

As mentioned earlier today, my mother and father — divorced 30 years, haven’t seen each other but twice in 20 — are now, through an odd twist of fate — he’s at my house recovering from surgery, she’s here because her power’s out — spending a lot of time together. The next complication: power is now out in my house. We are all huddled around the fireplace. Two kids, the wife, me, and my mom and dad (he holding a bag of his own urine connected to a catheter). I mean, wow. It really does write itself.

Mark Cuban Vows to Get Technical Foul in Tonight’s Celeb Game

This is why I love Mark Cuban.

Largest Snowman Ever Assembled

I got this note about an hour and a half ago. I assume the attempt is still underway.

Those interested in setting a record for largest snowman ever assembled should visit the now closed Hank Haney driving range in uptown.

It’s a Walk Off!

Tipping his hat to the Butterscotch Stallion, Richard Patterson throws down a challenge in the comments to Chris Byrne’s Dallas Art Fair rebuttal on FrontRow:

And so with the utmost respect, It’s a walk off! Do you want to be Hansel, or Derek Zoolander?

Go.

Does Frisco Have (His)(Her) Panties In A Wad Over Section Eight Housing?

Maybe yes, maybe no, but with the kind of growth that town is going to see, expect major changes.

Local Magazine Does Not Have Overcrowded Office Today

There is someone in our office today. Can you spot Laura Greenberg?

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Report From the Mean Streets of Dallas

The streets are fine (though obstacles do exist, as evidenced by the below photo, taken on Lake Highlands, near the rugby fields). The driveway is another matter. It took me about 30 minutes of shoveling and slipping to get out.

WFAA Weatherman Pete Delkus Riles Up Folks With Global Warming Comment

Yesterday as the snow was coming down pretty good, Pete Delkus, a man who is unafraid to use exclamation points, tweeted the following:

global warming?????? ya…i’m buying that!!!!

As you might imagine, that generated strident responses from some of his tweeps. Things quickly got political. Delkus’ tweet made me scratch my head. I sent him note: “I saw your tweet yesterday. It was hard for me to tell whether you were kidding. So to be clear: do you or do you not believe that the planet is warming and that human activity contributes to (if not causes) this warming?” His response (which came posthaste):

The tweet yesterday was a total joke. I was just trying to tweek people. Which apparently worked!

I’ve had the pleasure of meeting Delkus. I like the cut of that guy’s jib. He’s unafraid to rock the French cuffs. And he seems like he’s having fun!!

Was Glenn Beck Doing Rick Perry’s Work?

Phillip Martin raises an interesting point. How did Beck know to ask Debra Medina about the connections of some of her advisers with 9/11 Truthers? The logical explanation: he got a little help from the governor’s staff. Martin looks at the sequence of questions, notes how well Medina bats the first one away, then wonders why Beck kept zeroing in. Answer: he was guided to zero in.

Dallas Art Fair Generates Enormous, Unmitigated, No-Holds-Barred Controversial Controversy!!

At the conclusion of the Dallas Art Fair, local (but international) artist Richard Patterson offered up a wonderful (and not entirely positive) critique of the proceedings. Today, FrontRow brings you a rebuttal from Chris Byrne, co-founder of the fair. An intelligent discussion about art and what it means to Dallas? Nice. The only problem here is that FrontRow has set the bar for itself pretty high in its first week of existence.

Postcard From Former D Magazine Publisher Terry Murphy

Terry Murphy was the publisher of D Magazine back in the day. He also started a little street basketball competition known as Hoop-It-Up. When he told me recently that he was in town for the All-Star Game, I asked him why. Here’s a little history about D Magazine’s connection to the NBA and what the big man is doing is doing with himself these days:

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Diddy is Looking for a Strip Club in Dallas

I figure someone out there can help Diddy do Dallas.

Leading Off (2/12/10): Now Twice As Much for the Same Price!

1. Yeah. It snowed. Hard. Do you really even need a link for this one? (Personal aside: my father, who lives out of the country, is staying with us for a couple of weeks while he recovers from surgery. He and my mom divorced about 30 years ago and have seen each other maybe twice in the past 20 years. Not a friendly parting of ways. My mom lives a few blocks away from me. Our block seems to be one of the few in the hood that has power, so she spent the night with us. The snow storm is bringing people together.) (Another note: Jason was supposed to do leading off this morning. He’s been without power for 12 hours.)

2. Dallas-Fort Worth home foreclosures are up. The March filings are up 18 percent from the previous month and 30 percent from the same period last year. Thing is, though, the February listings were actually down 4 percent from the same period last year, which seemed like really good news at the time. Anyone’s guess, I guess.

3. My screenplay starts with the unexpected reunion of my mother and father due to a once-in-a-lifetime snowstorm. But I know where Zac’s screenplay begins: in the Emergency Operations Center in the basement of Dallas City Hall. That’s where security officials set up shop yesterday to fly their drone airplanes over North Texas, ready to take out any NBA All-Star Weekend reveler who steps out of line.

Leading Offish (2/12/10)

1.    Did your alarm not go off this morning because the electricity was out because there’s record snowfall outside? Yeah, we had the same problem.

2.    Regardless of the record snow fall, the game must go on.

3.    I think we got all this snow so that we could better understand those athletes who are participating in the Olympics. Watch out for speed skater Jordan Malone, from Denton.

And if you’re wondering, no, there is no other news besides the fact that we got a lot of snow yesterday. Enjoy your snow day!