Articles for November, 2009

Neiman Marcus Aims for Your “D Spot”

The windows at the downtown Neiman Marcus have been covered with a tarp for a while, as their holiday displays were being built. The unveiling will happen Friday. The release, after the jump, says: “This year’s hint…be sure and bring the kids for an unparalleled energetic journey through fantasy and fun!” So you’ve been warned. Afterward, there will be singing and so forth at Main Street Garden. I’d be surprised if the missus, a noted fan of caroling and all things Christmas, doesn’t already have this one on our calendar. (They serve liquor at the Main Street Garden, right?)

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An Abundance of Bushes at the Meyerson

No fewer than three George Bushes were on stage for an event at the Morton H. Meyerson Symphony Center Monday night, including Jeb Bush’s son George P. P’s Uncle George, the former president known as W, referred interestingly to W’s dad, the one called George H.W., as “the real President Bush.” Then 43 talked some about the book he’s writing, saying it would tackle subjects ranging from 9/11, Afghanistan, and Iraq to Hurricane Katrina, his “freedom agenda,” and the financial meltdown. “My hope is that when objective history is finally written, that historians will use [the book] as a basis to understand our times,” W said. Then he proceeded to read an irreverant “excerpt” from the tome that had 1,000+ people rolling in the aisles. SweetCharity has the details.

Judge Carlos Cortez Writes Nasty Notes

About other judges. Of course, the really sad thing is that what he writes is probably true.

Ed Wallace: Texas Should Raise Its Gas Tax

Our fair state faces a huge impending budget shortfall. On top of that, TxDot will soon be out of money. But we’re still growing. So the question is, how to build the roads and rail needed to keep from strangling ourselves?

Dallas Republican state senator John Carona has an idea: raise the gas tax 10¢.  When asked about it, Rick Perry demurred, but said if the Legislature voted it, he’d have to go with it. That left an opening for KBH to attack him (proving once again that even the slightest hint of fiscal responsibility wins no friends in a GOP primary). 

KLIF talk-show host and BusinessWeek columnist Ed Wallace thinks they are all a bunch of pantywaists. On Saturday’s show, he argued strongly that Texas ought to raise gas prices 20¢. With the way gas prices have been fluctuating the last two years, basically nobody would notice. But the hike would bring in $2 billion a year — more than enough to cover the state’s transporation shortfall, not mention CHIPs, education, and the unemployment fund. In his Monday Star-Telegram column (the man is a multi-media machine), Wallace argued that a national gas tax beats the daylights out of cap-and-trade, which will end up as another bonanza for lobbyists and Wall Street.

A guide to state gas taxes is here.

Let’s Play “Name That Propeller”!

Old Parkland propellerHint #1: The thing weighs 20 tons.

Hint #2: It once belonged to the Cunard Line.

Hint #3: Of a set of four, one is at the bottom of the ocean, one was salvaged for scrap, one is part of a memorial in Ireland, and the one pictured now rests behind the main building at Old Parkland on Maple Avenue.

Okay, Dallas history buffs, show your stuff.  

(Contest rules: Employees of Harlan Crow, friends of Harlan Crow, partners of Harlan Crow, relatives of Harlan Crow, anyone who has ever been to Harlan Crow’s house, and anyone who has ever asked Harlan Crow for money are not eligible to enter.)

Leading Off (11/18/09)

1. There’s nothing wrong here. At all. But at least seven judges who oversee criminal cases have hired the wife of Dallas County District Attorney Craig Watkins as a political consultant for their 2010 reelection campaigns. The State Commission on Judicial Conduct says the arrangement is no big deal. But me, I see a potential conflict. Or an appearance of conflict, which is all it takes. My solution: Craig should divorce his wife.

2. Yesterday Dallas’ homeless czar, Mike Rawlings, said: “We are in the middle of a dog fight … and have heavy winds in our face.” My solution: we should throw our dogs overboard if we’re going to continue this regatta.

3. Polls are open until Friday at UNT to decide whether their homecoming court can include two kings, without a queen (or vice versa). My solution: as soon as you say “Polls are open,” you’ve already made a decision.

What’s Happened to FrontBurner?

Are you serious? You clowns generated only four posts today? I used to check in on this blog fourteen, seventeen times a day. I loved it! But now you’re only putting up four posts per day? Everything used to be so much better. When Roger Staubach played for the Cowboys, they were better. Mark Aguirre? Mavs were better. Mrs. Baird’s? Bread was better. You guys need to get a handle on your scene over there on FrontBurner. Unreal.

Okay, Now Reunion Arena is Gone

There you go. Quit sweating me.

Plano’s Beal Bank Aids Trumps’ Casino Takeover

According to the Wall Street Journal, Plano-based Beal Bank was partner to “the Donald” and his daughter Ivanka Trump in their bid to regain control of the Atlantic City casino group that bears their brand name. They’ve abandoned that bid and reached a settlement.

But was Beal Bank left high and dry in the outcome?

It was unclear how Beal Bank, which holds a senior $486 million secured loan on the casinos and had been Trump’s equity partner in the takeover bid, figured into the settlement. “We are not in a position to comment at this time,” Beal Bank President Andrew Beal said through his assistant.

What You Should Listen to Today at 1 P.M.: Hank Stuever

In the December issue of the “print product,” we excerpt a wonderful new book by Hank Stuever. Hank is a writer at the Washington Post. He spent three years, off and on, living in Frisco to write a book about Christmas called Tinsel. If you live in Frisco, you should buy the book and read it. If you know someone who lives in Frisco, you should buy them a copy. If you don’t live in Frisco and couldn’t even find it on a map, you should buy the book and read it. Tinsel is funny and smart and — don’t take this the wrong way — important.

Anyway, Hank’s in town to pimp his book. He’ll be on Think today at 1. He’ll be at Barnes & Noble in Frisco tonight at 7 to read and sign. He’ll do it again tomorrow at Legacy books in Plano. If you live in Frisco and have read the book and think Hank pulled a Friday Night Lights on your hometown, please call in to the radio show or drop by one of his signings and scream at him. Hank would appreciate it.

Leading Off (More or Less) (11/17/09)

1. Reunion Arena went bye-bye this morning.

2. On the other end of the spectrum, the Fort Worth Museum of Science and History is just about open.

3. And finally, I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again: I see you Big German!

North Texas Mayors’ Super Bowl XLV Confab

Mayor G  Leaders from the farthest-flung reaches of North Texas converged on Cowboys Stadium yesterday for the second gathering of the Super Bowl XLV Host Committee’s Council of Mayors. Fort Worth’s Mike Moncrief was the big dog in the room (Tom Leppert wasn’t there), among representatives from places like Denton, Parker, Rowlett, DeSoto, Flower Mound, and Krugerville, and dozens of other spots, as well as the mysterious “Mayor G.” (See photo)

The meeting wasn’t open to the public, and even members of the media were shut out of the first bit. What we were allowed to hear were updates on the Slant 45 program, and transportation, aviation, and public safety plans.

For example, we were told that on the day of the Super Bowl there will be a no-fly zone within a 10-mile radius of the stadium. And only restricted flying will be allowed within 30 miles. The southern end of D/FW Airport is less than 10 miles away, and Love Field is about 15. So every plane traveling between 4 p.m. and midnight will be affected. Maybe don’t book a flight for Feb. 6, 2011.

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Ex-Hurler: Rangers’ Pitching Staff Needs Starters

Bobby Diaz IMG_4421While conventional wisdom holds that the Texas Rangers are set with their pitching for now–for a change–some experts like the ever-astute Evan Grant don’t necessarily agree. Grant contends that Texas still needs another “premium” pitcher, and Roberto Diaz, a salesman at the NorthPark Salvatore Ferragamo store, concurs with that assessment–and then some. Why listen to Diaz, a 51-year-old native of Puerto Rico? Because he’s a former relief pitcher in the Milwaukee Brewers organization who’s pals with the likes of Pudge Rodriguez and Juan Gonzales, who also hail from PR. (In fact, Diaz says, he moved to Dallas from Florida because of the connections.) The “Rangers are a pretty good young ball club,” says Diaz (pictured), who coaches kids at occasional baseball clinics in Plano. “But they need a couple more good quality starters, and they should go into the free [agency] market to get them.”

Rod Dreher on Journalists and Religion

The DMN’s Rod Dreher has penned a great column about Islamic fanaticism, including this part which concludes with my nomination for Sentence of the Week:

That routine is, alas, not alien to American Muslim leaders with whom I’ve clashed since. They obfuscate what they really believe and try to intimidate critics into silence with accusations of bigotry. They cannily understand that’s kryptonite to many journalists, who find Baptists scarier than Wahhabists.

Dallas ISD Maintenance Worker Gives Janitors Everywhere a Bad Name

For two years, I worked as a janitor at an elementary school. Things not in my job description that would have been frowned upon that I did during that time: work on my jumpshot in the gym; read the newspaper; open the snack stand so I could enjoy a tasty ice cream sandwich while I read the newspaper. Things that would have been frowned upon that I did NOT do during that time: carry a loaded weapon; shoot myself with it accidentally. Way to go, unnamed DISD maintenance worker.