Articles for November 19th, 2009

The Next SideDish Supper Club On Sale NOW!

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Hensarling: Build a Bank Fund, And It Will be Used

Dallas’ own Jeb Hensarling is among the opposition speaking out against financial regulatory reform legislation approved by the House Financial Services Committee today. One of the measures would require big banks to pay fees into a $150 billion fund to be used in case one of them fails.

Here’s what “the GOP’s Most Powerful Nobody” said:

“Pre-funding the fund would lead to more bailouts because the fund would be sitting and available to be used,” said Rep. Jeb Hensarling, R-Texas. “If you build it they will come, it will create an expectation that the fund would be used.”

Brit Hume: 2010 May Look Like ‘94

Brit Hume IMG_4610Veteran newsman Brit Hume says Democrats are in “fairly serious trouble” because unemployment–the most important economic indicator in political terms–is likely to remain above 10 percent through 2010. Speaking at a Dallas luncheon today, the senior political commentator for FOX News (pictured) also said most Americans are more concerned with budget deficits than with reforming health care, especially after passage of the “bloated, reckless,” $787 billion stimulus bill. While President Obama has bet the ranch on health reform, Hume said, the public believes the reform tab will only worsen the deficit at a time when they’re “really worried about it.”

The president has pressed so hard on health care–and on other initiatives like climate-change legislation–because he knows that, with next year’s elections looming, it’s now or never, the newsman said. So, “what will President Obama do if he and his party suffer major losses next year?” Hume asked. He doubts the “quite liberal” president will move to the right, as Bill Clinton did after Democrats were rousted in the 1994 elections, but “that’s a decision [Obama] will face,” he said. Hume was guest speaker at the Salvation Army’s annual Doing the Most Good luncheon at the Anatole.

Hank Stuever Is Not Assaulted While on Book Tour in Frisco

As I’ve mentioned here before, you need to read Hank Stuever’s new book, Tinsel, which is about Christmas in Frisco (and our consumer culture and a bunch of other stuff). The past two days, he’s been in town to do readings. How’d it go? He has a full report on his blog. My favorite part:

No one at the reading seemed at all confrontational. THAT sort of thing they save for e-mail, some of which would curl your hair. Maybe someday I’ll share it. (News flash, according to one e-mailer yesterday morning: I am nothing but a “self-satisfied faggot” — yow! — who should put my book where the sun don’t shine. Um, sir or ma’am? Do you mean all the copies of my book or just one? They make much less ideal Christmas presents after that happens.)

He also makes some trenchant observations about the Santa at Stonebriar Centre. Check it out. And, of course, we’ve excerpted the book in our December issue. So if you’ve got a short attention span and aren’t quite ready to commit to the entire book, check that out, too.

FrontBurner Is All-Powerful, Fixes Downtown One Problem at a Time

Earlier this month, I mused on the unsightly, maladjusted pavers in the sidewalk in front of the Meyerson. A formerly elected FrontBurnervian passes along this photo that shows the problem is now being remedied.

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Allison V. Smith Takes Pretty Pictures of Marfa

A purple-pants-wearing FrontBurnervian passes along a link from today’s NYT of a slide show of Marfa foodie images taken by sometime D Magazine contributor Allison V. Smith. See it with your eyes. Now.

David Hopkins Explains Himself

David is the author of the comic we run in the “print product” called Souvenir of Dallas (illustrated by Paul Milligan). He’s got another comic that debuts today in Quick called We’ve Never Met. On his site, you’ll find a link to that comic and an explanation of what it is he’s trying to accomplish with it — some heady stuff.

Congrats, David, on your new baby. (And what you said to me earlier today in that e-mail about that panel featuring Councilwoman Angela Hunt in the Souvenir of Dallas we’re working on for January was spot on.)

Craig’s List Ad of the Day

I saw this from David Burrows’ Twitter feed. The ad begins:

633 Direct seeks slightly obsessive, but non-psycho sales rep. We are seeking two sales reps who will relentlessly pursue new business like contestants on Survivor pursue food. We’d rather you not be totally nuts — we’ve had reps like that, and it didn’t work out so well — but slightly obsessive is okay with us.

Dreher Reads Sarah Palin So You Don’t Have To

The News columnist reviews Going Rogue today for “All Things Considered” on NPR.

More From the Museum of Nature & Science’s Groundbreaking

Glenn brought us some details yesterday from the groundbreaking. Ryan Jones from our web team was there, too, and offers more reportage after the jump:

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Are All Texas Marriages After 2005 Illegal?

This is a good one. Lawyer Barbara Ann Radnofsky, the Democrat running for Atty General, took a close look at recent constitutional amendments, including the anti-gay marriage amendment passed five years ago and — whoops! 

Here’s the wording:

“This state or a political subdivision of this state may not create or recognize any legal status identical or similar to marriage.”

So anything approximating marriage in this state is not recognized as of 2005?  I love lawyers.

Leading Off (11/19/09)

1. WFAA told the story of TxDOT using untested equipment to protect HOV lanes. Several accidents (and some deaths) have occurred while this untested equipment was being used. In October, however, some of this equipment was replaced. This new equipment was tested. It can withstand up to 200 hits. I’m not a great driver, so anything TxDOT can do to make the roads safer is fine by me.

2. Last week, I told you Texans were optimistic, saving more, and spending less. I also maybe brought up the whole war on Christmas thing. But let’s not argue about that. Instead, let’s talk about this survey, which tells us Texans are ready for the holidays. Based on a report by Deloitte, Texans will be spending more money on this year’s holidays than people in other parts of the country. Most of that money will be spent on entertainment. So start throwing some parties.

3. Another publication folded yesterday as J.C. Penney announced this year would be its last “big book” as people would rather order online than from a catalog. But don’t worry, journalism students. An old Dallas Morning News with JFK’s signature went for $39,000 at an auction recently. So, see, newspapers are worth something. And my education was not a waste.