Comments on: Scenes From the New Office (One in a Series)

By: Dallas Bartender Examiner

Dallas Bartender Examiner — Thu, 12 Nov 2009 16:05:08 +0000

I can’t think of anything that will hasten my urinary flow more than staring into a shark jaw. (BTW–Brandon, LOL!)

By: Brandon

Brandon — Wed, 11 Nov 2009 23:28:44 +0000

Worst. Gloryhole. Ever.

By: Tony

Tony — Wed, 11 Nov 2009 21:34:36 +0000

That might instill in me a particular brand of stage fright I haven’t felt since I last stood elbow to elbow in the granada theater restrooms.

By: Gentle Shane

Gentle Shane — Wed, 11 Nov 2009 21:23:13 +0000

Did Demi Lovato put it there?

By: Bethany

Bethany — Wed, 11 Nov 2009 21:22:58 +0000

It’s way too high to be what I immediately thought of.

By: Quint

Quint — Wed, 11 Nov 2009 21:18:50 +0000

oops sorry…. b – - – - – -d shark

By: Quint

Quint — Wed, 11 Nov 2009 21:17:41 +0000

“Yeah, that’s real fine expensive gear you brought out here, Mr. Hooper. ‘Course I don’t know what that bastard shark’s gonna do with it, might eat it I suppose. Seen one eat a rockin’ chair one time. Hey chieffy, next time you just ask me which line to pull, right?”

By: Stephen Edmondson

Stephen Edmondson — Wed, 11 Nov 2009 21:10:10 +0000

Tim, you must have a bladder the size of a bull shark. This has been in the men’s room for two weeks now.

By: Glenn Hunter

Glenn Hunter — Wed, 11 Nov 2009 21:07:57 +0000

Er, Tim, that thing’s been in there for weeks. Get your eyes out of the gutter!