Well, not this, exactly. But the idea that Dallas Fire-Rescue could come up here (to be clear: they didn’t come here; if you click the link, you’ll see that happened at a retirement community) expecting a three-alarm fire and find little more than burned popcorn has now been added to the list.
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Is there any food that smells better or worse than perfect or burned popcorn? I had a co-worker that preferred it burned, and kept burning it even under threats of pain and/or death. He then mixed a bag of mm’s into the bag a charcoal he just created. He was not a well man.
There is one thing: burnt pumpkin seeds.
My housemates in college got the wise idea to “roast” them under the broiler after we carved a bunch of pumpkins for Halloween.
Those little suckers will burn faster than you can say oh crap and they create thick black smoke and a stench that never leaves. It’s worse than the B.O. episode on Seinfeld with his car and Elaine’s hair.
Never again!