The judges had a difficult task picking the three best haikus. Your winners:
Alex:
Two Oscars are fine,
but The Next Karate Kid
is her greatest role.
Meghan:
H. Swank in my dreams
Considering a big switch
To the other team
Suzanne Calvin:
Who could pillory
Miss Hilary for suavely
Redefining “swank?”
I am sad my Swank
oh to share same air my love
your breath, sweet, smoky
Uhh, J-train the contest is over. Stop making us look bad, you impossible over-achiever.