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Win Free Hilary Swank Tickets

Posted on November 7th, 2009 8:28am by Tim Rogers
Filed under Celebrity

I have three pairs of tickets for Monday night’s Brinker International Forum, featuring Hilary Swank. It’s haiku time. The three best haikus extolling Swank’s beauty and greatness will win tickets. Contest ends at 2pm on Monday, and tickets will be at will call. Comments are open. Go!

32 Comments to “Win Free Hilary Swank Tickets”

Steven Burks @ November 7th, 2009 at 9:02 am

Sweet in spite of biz
Weathered strength behind her eyes
“Action” equals free
Bethany @ November 7th, 2009 at 9:36 am

Hillary Swank has
more manly features than Tim
Rogers does, for sure.
WB @ November 7th, 2009 at 11:00 am

Bev Hills 90210
Turned Million Dollar Baby
Who would have thunk it?
Alex @ November 7th, 2009 at 11:22 am

Two Oscars are fine,
but The Next Karate Kid
is her greatest role.
Amanda @ November 7th, 2009 at 11:22 am

Behind the brown eyes
Woman who lived so poorly
Success is humble
Grumpy @ November 7th, 2009 at 11:52 am

Boyish girl,Leviathan teeth, yet so beautiful
Chad could not hold your affection
Let Grumpy try!
Robin @ November 7th, 2009 at 2:07 pm

Eyes full of knowledge
Experience promotes talent
Looks don’t make a movie star
Talent creates strength
Meghan @ November 7th, 2009 at 5:53 pm

H. Swank in my dreams
Considering a big switch
To the other team
harvey lacey @ November 7th, 2009 at 7:21 pm

Can’t haiku
Too old to learn
Tim’s my bud, will call
Miss Persnickety @ November 7th, 2009 at 7:51 pm

boy, boxer, fly girl
two golden statuettes proof
a lifelong passion

P.S. The plural of haiku is haiku.
Tish @ November 8th, 2009 at 11:12 am

Swank at the Winspear
I’d rather watch NFL
Don’t want your tickets
Amy S @ November 8th, 2009 at 1:55 pm

To Beautiful Lengths
of a Blue Planet Run,
My daughter watches.

http://www.looktothestars.org/celebrity/692-hilary-swank
allison @ November 8th, 2009 at 3:47 pm

Roses are red
Violets are blue
Want the Swank tickets
But I suck at haiku
Dallas Bartender Examiner @ November 8th, 2009 at 6:47 pm

I’ll be sure and tell
all my hot lesbian friends
about this contest
Heather @ November 8th, 2009 at 10:48 pm

to hilary swank
a galway girl in her own
p. s. i love her
JW @ November 8th, 2009 at 11:09 pm

Hilary with those brown eyes
They tell her story
Whatever story she is trying to tell
Kathleen @ November 8th, 2009 at 11:40 pm

From boy to woman
Her timelessness spans all roles
Beauty, strength abound.
Heather @ November 9th, 2009 at 12:07 am

Hilarious posts.
Although low IQ seems far
too common here, y’all.
Leslie Brockway @ November 9th, 2009 at 3:03 am

Hilary’s brightness
Added depth to characters
Showed her gift inspired
Hannibal Lecter @ November 9th, 2009 at 4:26 am

Tim Rogers guards path
to woman of dreams. Words fail,
but grant wishes please.
Brenda Ellis @ November 9th, 2009 at 5:34 am

Amelia Earhardt~
Incarnation suits Swank’s svelte~
Stance, smile, solo soul.
Chris Chris @ November 9th, 2009 at 9:23 am

i tried my best
A haiku to squiggle
but may I say Allison’s poem
Made me giggle

punching out.
Suzanne Calvin @ November 9th, 2009 at 10:36 am

Enter Berlin Wall
Moll; from cinematic heights
mark fallen regime.
Anna @ November 9th, 2009 at 10:50 am

as if pulled from the thoughts of Dallas women examining Swank as she stands on stage at the Winspear…

karate kid girl
teeth as big as oscar prize
hair not big enough
P. Diddy @ November 9th, 2009 at 11:09 am

Haikus are Easy
But sometimes they don’t make sense Refrigerator
Ty Larson @ November 9th, 2009 at 11:15 am

Her grace and beauty
Like Autumn’s lush, leafy gown
Leaves us all speechless
Armando @ November 9th, 2009 at 11:23 am

The red blossom bends
and drips its dew to the ground
Like a tear it falls
JS @ November 9th, 2009 at 11:28 am

Hillary Swank as
Amelia Earhart is spawn
of Gary Busey.

http://movies.yahoo.com/photos/movie-stills/gallery/1986/amelia-stills#photo0
Sir Edmund @ November 9th, 2009 at 11:52 am

Million dollar body
Boys don’t cry at mug… but close
Swank gown google good
Lisa @ November 9th, 2009 at 12:00 pm

From Poor to Junior
Olympics to Oscars, Her
Grace and Skill INSPIRE
Suzanne Calvin @ November 9th, 2009 at 1:50 pm

(Ooops! Entered in wrong spot:)

Who could pillory
Miss Hilary for suavely
Redefining “swank?”
AP @ November 9th, 2009 at 1:53 pm

Hilary Swank is
the kind of actress chicks dig
and drag queens envy