I have three pairs of tickets for Monday night’s Brinker International Forum, featuring Hilary Swank. It’s haiku time. The three best haikus extolling Swank’s beauty and greatness will win tickets. Contest ends at 2pm on Monday, and tickets will be at will call. Comments are open. Go!
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Sweet in spite of biz
Weathered strength behind her eyes
“Action” equals free
Hillary Swank has
more manly features than Tim
Rogers does, for sure.
Bev Hills 90210
Turned Million Dollar Baby
Who would have thunk it?
Two Oscars are fine,
but The Next Karate Kid
is her greatest role.
Behind the brown eyes
Woman who lived so poorly
Success is humble
Boyish girl,Leviathan teeth, yet so beautiful
Chad could not hold your affection
Let Grumpy try!
Eyes full of knowledge
Experience promotes talent
Looks don’t make a movie star
Talent creates strength
H. Swank in my dreams
Considering a big switch
To the other team
Can’t haiku
Too old to learn
Tim’s my bud, will call
boy, boxer, fly girl
two golden statuettes proof
a lifelong passion
P.S. The plural of haiku is haiku.
Swank at the Winspear
I’d rather watch NFL
Don’t want your tickets
To Beautiful Lengths
of a Blue Planet Run,
My daughter watches.
http://www.looktothestars.org/celebrity/692-hilary-swank
Roses are red
Violets are blue
Want the Swank tickets
But I suck at haiku
I’ll be sure and tell
all my hot lesbian friends
about this contest
to hilary swank
a galway girl in her own
p. s. i love her
Hilary with those brown eyes
They tell her story
Whatever story she is trying to tell
From boy to woman
Her timelessness spans all roles
Beauty, strength abound.
Hilarious posts.
Although low IQ seems far
too common here, y’all.
Hilary’s brightness
Added depth to characters
Showed her gift inspired
Tim Rogers guards path
to woman of dreams. Words fail,
but grant wishes please.
Amelia Earhardt~
Incarnation suits Swank’s svelte~
Stance, smile, solo soul.
i tried my best
A haiku to squiggle
but may I say Allison’s poem
Made me giggle
punching out.
Enter Berlin Wall
Moll; from cinematic heights
mark fallen regime.
as if pulled from the thoughts of Dallas women examining Swank as she stands on stage at the Winspear…
karate kid girl
teeth as big as oscar prize
hair not big enough
Haikus are Easy
But sometimes they don’t make sense Refrigerator
Her grace and beauty
Like Autumn’s lush, leafy gown
Leaves us all speechless
The red blossom bends
and drips its dew to the ground
Like a tear it falls
Hillary Swank as
Amelia Earhart is spawn
of Gary Busey.
http://movies.yahoo.com/photos/movie-stills/gallery/1986/amelia-stills#photo0
Million dollar body
Boys don’t cry at mug… but close
Swank gown google good
From Poor to Junior
Olympics to Oscars, Her
Grace and Skill INSPIRE
(Ooops! Entered in wrong spot:)
Who could pillory
Miss Hilary for suavely
Redefining “swank?”
Hilary Swank is
the kind of actress chicks dig
and drag queens envy