A completely unfair headline on this post, I’ll grant you. But since both the 2010 NBA All-Star Game and Super Bowl XLV will be played inside the belly of Jerry’s giant robot space turtle in Arlington, and since as many as 100,000 prostitutes are expected to come to the area for the games, I’d argue that it’s not entirely inaccurate.
Anyway, the Morning News had a good blog post about this already. I’m really linking to it to point out how quickly the comments on the DMN Crime Blog item degenerated into racial epithets.
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I thought this was going to be about the players.
For an extra $50, she’ll help you find your D Spot.
I was hoping this would be crossposted to their Olympics Blog, but until it arrives I’ll remain engrossed in the content there just the same.
I’m gonna stop calling that place Jerryworld. From now in it’s The Crib to me.
Let’s see, $100 for a ticket, $100 for food and drink, $30 to park and now — what? — another $100 or two for a halftime show? Well, I guess I could always eat before I go.
Is the DMN blog commenter Spider Monkey the same Spider Monkey who takes photos for D and used to write Leading Off for FrontBurner?
@Tom: Different Spider Monkey. It won’t end well for the impostor, either.
To expand on long memory’s entry:
Ticket: $1,000
Hotel Room: $3,500
Meals, Etc. $1,500
Evening with a Domineering Traveling Prostitute: Priceless
For everything else, there’s Mistress Card.
She’s a hooker? Jebus, I forgot! I just thought I was doing GREAT with her!
Can’t wait to see how Jerry makes some money off the working girls. It does give a whole new meaning to the “party pass”, though.
100,000 prostitutes combined couldn’t have as dark a soul as Jerry, even on church day.
There are no prostitutes in the Metroplex. Only sensual therapists. We do not accept payment for our services, only donations. Call Craig, he has a list of our contact information.