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Please, Will Someone Just Give Willis Willis His Money Back? COME ON.

Posted on November 4th, 2009 4:45pm by Zac Crain
Filed under Crime

Or not. Because then I won’t be able to see stories that start like this:

Willis Willis has an idea how he can get his money back from the store clerk who authorities say stole his $1 million winning lottery ticket.

“Just get me in a room with him for two minutes,” says the 67-year-old Navy veteran.

Or end like this:

Willis told reporters that he is willing to be patient. If it takes a year, he won’t give up, he said.

He also won’t stop playing the lottery. In fact, he bought five Mega Millions tickets Tuesday, he said.

“See if I can pull one more rabbit out of a hat,” he said.

3 Comments to “Please, Will Someone Just Give Willis Willis His Money Back? COME ON.”

Ann @ November 4th, 2009 at 5:30 pm

Can’t they help this poor guy? Give him $1 million from the $7 million prize that went unclaimed!
http://www.dallasnews.com/sharedcontent/dws/news/localnews/stories/110409dnmetlotto.27efc99d6.html
MIssing Dots @ November 4th, 2009 at 8:46 pm

I know we have the prostitution convention going on, but $1 million for 2 minutes is a bit expensive I’d imagine. What you talking ’bout Willis?
Dallasite @ November 5th, 2009 at 7:52 pm

Will(is) Willis Willis promise to get his name changed if they will(is) give him his money back?

Yes, I will(is) do that on every post from now on.

Ok, not really.