1. The Texas Lottery Commission ruled that Willis Willis — the 67-year-old out-of-work maintenance man that was tricked out of his $1 million winning ticket — was not the rightful winner. “Guys, I’m really impressed you were able to do that with a straight face,” said Greg F. Underhill, previously thought to be the biggest jerk in the world.
2. When I see a story that starts like this — “Dallas County will hold its first walk-up swine-flu vaccination clinic Wednesday, a carefully staged event that could go perilously wrong if too many people show up demanding shots” — the first thing that jumps into my mind is NOT “well planned.”
3. “Dallas Hosts National Prostitution Conference.” The story is a bit more nuanced than that, but I’ll stick with Fox 4’s headline.
And one more: Go vote today. Especially if you live in the DISD.
Nuance, schmuance. Although the headline is pretty clearly 180 degrees from the truth, my big question is this: how did we attract this convention without a hot-sheet convention center hotel?