Articles for October 23rd, 2009

Yet Another in a Series of Embarrassing Photos of Eric Celeste

Yes, I know that Eric no longer works at D Magazine proper. At some point, I will have to stop doing this. But I don’t feel like we’re at that point yet. Here he is trying to keep his head warm on the patio of Park, where several of us have gathered for a co-worker’s birthday celebration.

Rookie Dallas Police Officer Makes Up an Offense, Charges Awesomely Named Lady With It, Ctd.

UPDATE: It’s an epidemic.

Will TXI Be Sold and What Does That Mean to Your Air Quality?

As a living, breathing organism, you are no doubt closely following recent developments at cement maker TXI. Having read our story from 2005 about how the company fouls our air in North Texas by belching forth pollutants in Midlothian, you are wondering what it means to our air quality now that a rogue group that controls 10 percent of TXI has gotten elected three of its people to TXI’s board in what is being described as an idictment of current management by the shareholders. Right?

Well, I asked Jim Schermbeck of Downwinders at Risk about all this. Schermbeck is a watchdog who has been hounding these cement makers in Midlothian to clean up their act for years. I found his take on the situation instructive. In short, he thinks the new guys on the board might be getting ready to try to sell the company. Read on only if you have lungs:

(more…)

Bob Sturm Makes a Cry for Help

Bob Sturm has a real job. Well, he’s got a day job, anyway. He’s got a wife and family. And yet over on InsideCorner today, he has put up a 2,600-word post about the Cowboys-Falcons game this weekend. It’s insane — in a good way. As Eric has pointed out, I’m not a sports fan. So I don’t understand anything that Bob wrote. But I can tell — like when my doc shows me my EKG strip — that it’s important stuff, meaningful to those who’ve been trained to read it. Last night, Bob’s small children probably sat naked on the kitchen floor and ate dinner out of a cereal box. All the while, he was click-clacking away at his computer, breaking down every aspect of the upcoming game for us. God love him. Go, Cowboys.

What You Missed Last Night: Two by Two First Look

If you didn’t go to last night’s Two by Two First Look Party, benefiting amfAR and the Dallas Museum of Art, here’s what you missed. Hint: Gavin Rossdale sang (meow), Christian Siriano showed off his Spring 2010 collection (fierce), and lots of people partied (natch). If you’d like to go to the Two by Two gala on Saturday night, good for you. Get more info here.

Rookie Dallas Police Officer Makes Up An Offense, Charges Awesomely Named Lady With It

The charge: being a non-English speaking driver.

The lady: 48-year-old Ernestina Mondragon.

The PAC on TV Tonight

If you’re not lucky enough to go to Otello tonight at the Winspear, you might want to tune in to Channel 8 at 6:30. The station is airing a half-hour special on the PAC. To wit:

WFAA takes viewers on a guided tour of all parts of this impressive complex in a half-hour special hosted by the station’s performing arts reporter, Gary Cogill. It’s a rare backstage and behind-the-scenes tour of the inner workings of the Winspear Opera House, Wyly Theater [sic] and the arts complex that critics all over the world are raving about.

Local Talks About Being in First Production at Wyly

Our friends at Oak Cliff People have a wonderful story about Cedric Neal, one of the cast members of  A Midsummer Night’s Dream. It begins tomorrow at the Wyly. The cast is made of locals, who are more than elated to be in the first production at the new theater. Judging from the story, Neal is quite a character. I especially liked his quote about how great the theater is.

“Now here comes the Oak Cliff in me,” Neal said. “It’s the bomb. It is a thing of beauty, and I just don’t know what angels and spirits were so kind to me that I get to be part of this first show in this wonderful new building.”

If you want tickets, go here. But be forewarned: at some point, fairies will be fighting with Nerf balls.

Leading Off (10/23/09)

1. I’ve never heard him conduct a concert. I have heard many people sing his praises. So I can imagine that there’s general excitement among the city’s classical music lovers now that the Dallas Symphony Orchestra music director has committed to staying until 2016.  Me? I don’t want to be a phony — like someone who calls himself a jazz aficionado just because he owns Kind of Blue – by claiming that I join them in their excitement. But I am glad he’ll be sticking around awhile. Because “Jaap van Zweden” is just plain fun to say.

2. I’m under age 55, so I was not watching the Jay Leno Show last night. Dallas Cowboys owner Jerry Jones was on via satellite from inside the belly of his giant robot space turtle. Judging from this clip of the appearance, the segment featured Leno’s standard brand of excruciating comedy. Jay asked about Cowboys players dating celebrities, like Tony Romo’s relationship with Jessica Simpson. “Spice is nice,” Jerry said. Other gustatory terms come to mind, but I’ve never particularly thought of Jessica Simpson as spicy.

3. I don’t even want to imagine the horror that Raul Garza has had to live through since April, when his wife was murdered. The man who killed her was sentenced to 15 years in prison yesterday. What I can imagine, and what I hope brought him some small sense of satisfaction, was standing across from the killer in court and flinging these words at him: “You’re not a man, but a shell of human being not worthy of love because you are incapable of showing that to others. You let evil rip out your spine and your guts.”