Open Caption Contest: What Is Tim Rogers Doing?
A month or so ago, Tim participated in Vision North Texas, “a dialogue for regional leaders, decision-makers, and stakeholders.” Since Tim is not any of those things, he was on hand to act as a facilitator, which meant he — look, I sort of drifted halfway through his explanation of what he was doing there. Anyway. Robert Rummel-Hudson — who wrote the book Schuyler’s Monster, about his daughter’s battle against apraxia, a disorder that leaves her unable to speak — was on hand, and sent me this photo of Tim doing…something. Caption away in the comments.
"What -- they told me Dirty Charades was appropriate here. No? Is that frowned upon?"
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20 comments
pinching your head…pinching your head
“And that’s how I kept the job after that Lost cover.”
What? Look, Celeste took his shirt off, I couldn’t help myself.
Tim “Red Beard” Rogers
Re-enactment of Galileo. “So, anyway I was looking at sun spots with this newfangled viewing device and dude, I saw some phat action on Jupiter.”
“Made some drawings and what-not…the Church came, and well, end of story.”
“Rick Perry’s brain is this big.”
Referencing the amount of this years bonus from D
This is how much I can see of Dallas out my window now thanks to the giant “D” logo.
Tim was unaware that in The Circle Game the hand must be below the waist.
Do you know what a metaphysical can of worms this portal is?
And that’s all I remember about my first colonoscopy!
“And this many readers miss my ‘Leading Off’ column”
“The ad says that with daily use, my bald spot shouldn’t get any bigger than this.”
“…and apparently someone put orange paint on my megaphone mouthpiece in a circle like this…”
“This is how many times I have been to church in the last decade.”
(With apologies to Mr. Funny Guy) “Something went awry in my alimentary canal.”
“But Officer, the word ‘glory’ never entered my mind when I investigated the cut-out in the mall bathroom.”
Even my hand is bored. Look! It has detached itself from my body and floating back to the office for a game of Bejewled 2.
“This is precisely the amount of positive environmental benefit that results from driving a Prius.”
“Glenn got an office, but I got a cube thiiiis big.”