… in the “Hall of Fame Level” bathrooms at the brand new broken in Cowboys Stadium in Arlington. No joke. Two fans clad in Michael Irvin throwback jerseys decided that all the excitement of a thoroughly lackluster win by Romo and the Boys could only be sated by a quickie in one of Jerry’s marble-tiled handicap bathroom stalls.
This definitely NSFW link will take you to the Deadspin post that includes video of the pair drunkenly going at it. The video is very short, but in IMHO the dude was over served and lacking in the imagination department. Is it wrong that I hear Brad Sham’s voice saying, “Irvin loves Irving Irvin,” every time I watch it?
Also, check out photographer Eliot Boney’s website. He’s the guy with the apropos name taking credit for the masterful camera work. No word yet on who the two Irvin wannabees are. My question: Where was security while this was going on?
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Stay classy, D Magazine. I wonder what the adults are posting this morning at Unfair Park?
Why indeed? Must have been the cleanishness of the marble floor.
http://www.cnn.com/2009/HEALTH/09/30/why.women.have.sex/index.html
Why didn’t Jerry install a video screen for this guy to watch the game.
“He… could… go… all…the…way”
And I thought *I* was screwed when I paid to attend Monday’s game *and* paid for parking….
“Who’s got the best Chris Berman play-by-play?”
Why, is that leather herself down there?
Sorry I didn’t get back with you in time to give you the scoop on what happened. This was the funniest thing I had ever seen at a game hands down!