http://frontburner.dmagazine.com/2009/09/29/from-the-great-headlines-department/ FrontBurner® has been called the best blog in Dallas (repeatedly), a snarky celebration of ignorance, and a daily conversation about Dallas among the editors of D Magazine. Fri, 10 Feb 2012 03:59:30 -0600 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.8.4 hourly 1 http://frontburner.dmagazine.com/2009/09/29/from-the-great-headlines-department/comment-page-1/#comment-70565 LOC Wed, 30 Sep 2009 16:21:37 +0000 http://frontburner.dmagazine.com/?p=26523#comment-70565 He's being charged with sexual molestation? Really? Isn't that like charging someone who tries to commit suicide with attempted murder? Can I be charged with a crime committed against myself? Strange. He’s being charged with sexual molestation? Really? Isn’t that like charging someone who tries to commit suicide with attempted murder? Can I be charged with a crime committed against myself? Strange.

]]> http://frontburner.dmagazine.com/2009/09/29/from-the-great-headlines-department/comment-page-1/#comment-70509 Daniel Tue, 29 Sep 2009 21:36:52 +0000 http://frontburner.dmagazine.com/?p=26523#comment-70509 The headline writers probably ran afoul of the AP <b>manual</b> on that one. The headline writers probably ran afoul of the AP manual on that one.

]]> http://frontburner.dmagazine.com/2009/09/29/from-the-great-headlines-department/comment-page-1/#comment-70504 Sam Merten Tue, 29 Sep 2009 20:50:02 +0000 http://frontburner.dmagazine.com/?p=26523#comment-70504 “It is not clear what penalty the man may face, but a <strong>stiff</strong> fine is possible.” “It is not clear what penalty the man may face, but a stiff fine is possible.”

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