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Jessica Simpson Has Lost Her Dog, Wants It Back

Posted on September 15th, 2009 12:37pm by Tim Rogers
Filed under Celebrity, Crime, Nature

People.com has a story up about Jessica Simpson’s dog, Daisy. The maltipoo was snatched by a coyote right in front of her, according to Simpson’s Twitter feed. She wrote: “My heart is broken because a coyote took my precious Daisy right in front of our eyes. HORROR! We are searching. Hoping. Please help!” Here’s a pic of the cute dog, along with a poster offering an unspecified reward. I wonder how many coyotes follow Simpson on Twitter. (Aside: I had a few marmot tweeps for a while, but then I made an off-color rodent joke, and they all un-followed me. And don’t ever follow water buffalo. IJS.)

10 Comments to “Jessica Simpson Has Lost Her Dog, Wants It Back”

John M @ September 15th, 2009 at 12:43 pm

Does she think the coyotes are holding it ransom or something?

Dear, I know it’s sad to think about it but Daisy was eaten and unless you want to find it’s carcass I suggest you stop searching for her because you aren’t going to like what you find.
eyecool @ September 15th, 2009 at 12:48 pm

Chicken of the Coyote.
cbs @ September 15th, 2009 at 1:55 pm

damn coyotes…and Obama wants them to have universal health care.
Tina @ September 15th, 2009 at 2:39 pm

Actually, coyotes are really into technology. You’d be surprised.
Destiny @ September 15th, 2009 at 3:07 pm

This story just doesn’t add up. Coupled with this other twitpic of hers, I have some suspicions:

http://twitpic.com/54yop

We’re on to you Simpson……
Whatever You Say @ September 15th, 2009 at 3:15 pm

It is puzzling that while there is a APB out on the dog no one seems to mention where this dog snatching occurred- California, Texas? Where should the public be looking? Urban coyotes are known for eating domestic pets in neighborhoods. Daisy stands little chance against a wild predator. A schnauzer that went missing in Farmers Branch went missing a few years ago and we found only a head and legs left. Yup. It was a coyote. Every time I see a Metro post about ritualistic cat “slayings” I laugh because nothing has more surgical skill on a corpse like a coyote. Satan worshipping teens, my behind.
Dallas BK @ September 15th, 2009 at 3:33 pm

Coincidentally, I saw some coyotes trying to sell a black-market maltipoo on Craigslist.
Long Memory @ September 15th, 2009 at 4:32 pm

Coyote MO: Eat and run. Sorry, lady.
qwerts @ September 15th, 2009 at 4:37 pm

although it is never easy losing a pet, I couldn’t help but laugh when I read this. did they say if this happened in Dallas or not? My friend’s cat was eaten by a coyote a few years ago and when I see missing pet signs on posts, I know exactly what happened to them…
Denizen @ September 16th, 2009 at 10:04 am

I wish I could take credit for this one….the blond dude on TMZ last nite(sorry – guilty pleasure!) said Jessica’s maltipoo was probably now “coyote-pooh”…