1. Dallas County DA Craig Watkins will face a Republican challenger in his re-election effort. Dallas lawyer Phillip Linder has retained Allyn Media to run his campaign against the controversial Watkins, who says Linder is just the next challenge in a series of them he has faced. A preview of a Democrat whipping Republicans can be seen at tonight’s Allyn Media fantasy football draft, where I am scheduled to begin a season-long domination of those poor fools.
2. Parents of weak-minded children will see Leader Obama assimilate their offspring today in a national hypnomindpower event. Resistance is futile. Bwaaahaahaahaaahaahaahaahaaaaa!
3. Three Dallas law firms are planning to sue energy companies associated with the Barnett Shale over leasing agreements. Without reading the story, I can tell you the reasons are as follows: a) said energy companies are swimming in Barnett Shale cash, and b) lawyers gotta sue sumthin.
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I’m completely out of practice writing clever comments on Frontburner but if you’re serious about you, me, and the throngs of Frontburner commenters (I even forgot what we were called) being able to comment, then I’ll brush up.
Don’t you mean Ranch Up?
Eric, all you are is just another brick in the wall.
The Dallas Center for Performing Arts just made Time’s Fall preview, along with “Jennifer’s Body” and the new Pearl Jam album.
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