Articles for August, 2009

Conservative Mag to Hutchison: Stay in the Senate

Just in time for Kay Bailey Hutchison’s kickoff today seeking to oust Gov. Rick Perry, the new issue of National Review (subscription required) is weighing in on the campaign. Bottom line of the short piece in the conservative bible: Hutchison’s passion for the Texas gubernatorial race is “fake”–and she really ought to stay in the U.S. Senate.

Leading Off (08/17/09)

1. Southlake’s Y.E. Yang shot a 2-under 70, which was enough to best Tiger Woods for a win at the PGA Championship in Minnesota yesterday. In related news, I’m now considering going pro after hearing Tiger’s assessment of his day: “I did everything I needed to do, except getting the ball in the hole.” Who knew Tiger and I had such a similar game?

2. Baylor University may have lost the race for the Bush Library to SMU, but no one’s bitter. No way. Not at all. I mean, if you’re happy with the 32 acres SMU has allotted for the library versus the 150 acres they had planned to use, great. And if you don’t care about not having a fishing lake—and I mean, who doesn’t like to fish on a visit to the library?—fine. And if you feel good about not having an amphitheater, retail shopping, or a Little League baseball field with your educational facility, great. Have fun with your learning, nerds. Go Bears!

3. Shoppers, on your mark. This Friday kicks off the three-day, tax-free shopping extravaganza. It’s that time of year, when places that sell things are teeming with people. My favorite. Since I don’t require any school supplies or new clothing (this is actually up for debate), I may head to Boston on one of Southwest’s new flights to Logan Airport.

Late Notice: Wick Will Be on TV Tonight

Wick wrote a piece in the August issue of the “print product” saying that engineers are dangerous to cities. As you might imagine, he heard from several engineers who disagreed with him. Tonight at 7:30, one of those engineers, the dean of SMU’s school of engineering, will debate Wick on KERA’s “Think,” with Krys Boyd. You’ve been warned.

Mark Cuban’s Recession Prescription: ‘Get Out There and Make a Boatload of Money’

Trey Garrison alerts us to this Mark Cuban blog urging the “most patriotic thing” you can do these days: Get rich and pay your taxes.

Texas Judge Not Amused By Microsoft Lawyers

He not only banned the selling of Microsoft Word in the U.S. and enforced a $200 million jury award against the company, he added a $50 million fine for “willful misconduct” by its attorneys. Morale: Do not mess with Judge Leonard Davis.

As Predicted, FIDC Seizes Colonial BancGroup

We said it would happen Wednesday. We were wrong by two days. The bank was taken over this morning (I should have guessed; the FDIC loves to do shut-downs on Fridays).

Barrett Wissman and Clark Hunt Sued by Hedge Funder

In New York County Court, Hilary Kramer has filed suit claiming that Barrett Wissman and Clark Hunt destroyed her Greentech, “the only woman-owned alternative energy hedge fund in America.” Courthouse News has the story and a copy of the filing. Loyal readers of the “print product” will remember Barrett Wissman’s name from this story in June. Two things I’ll point out about Kramer’s filing: 1) she appears to have borrowed a detail from our story, the one about Clark Hunt having the letters “HFV” removed from his firm’s door. And 2) my favorite part of the filing is graph 20, wherein Kramer claims that Hunt defended himself from the corruption charges because of his “deeply held religious beliefs” and “family values.”

How Western Civ Was Gutted At UT Austin

It’s an incredible story. A forthright undertaking by some of its most distinguished faculty to bring a great books program to the University of Texas was deliberately mischaracterized, then undermined, then hijacked, and finally emasculated by a self-satisfied faculty and a weaselly dean earlier this year.  A considered reflection by its key protaganist, Dr. Robert Koons, is here. Legislators, trustees, and donors should pay close attention.

Having put two Allisonettes through college, with a third a year away, I can tell you that even the nation’s best universities have succumbed to the professorate’s demand to teach ever-more-specialized courses. The tinier the subject, the more passionate the professor whose subject it  is. (Perhaps we should start by teaching our children to beware people with small passions.) The great texts and grand themes are either considered too mundane or, quite frankly, are beyond our professorate’s own limited education to be able to teach.

So I’ve spent years repeating a mantra to daughters at course-selection time: ignore those people, learn the basics. “Feminist Thought in Post-Revolutionary Connecticut” is not much good if the sophomore who signs up for it doesn’t know what the Revolution was, why it was fought, where the ideas came from that stimulated it, how those ideas were refined by the men who fought it, and what led them to shed some of those ideas while they built upon others after they won it.

Koons calls what UT has fallen into the Uncurriculum. He goes further. He calls it a fraud on students, parents , and taxpayers who are paying the bills. He’s right. Larry Summers caused a sensation at Harvard when he challenged a self-involved and self-interested professorate to return to the college’s original mission. He succeeded, but at the eventual cost of his job (this piece, ironically, is by John Silber, who was himself dean of arts and sciences at UT). Who at UT has the gumption and the clear vision to take up the gauntlet?

Bill Powers, I’m looking at you. And, James Huffines, don’t let ‘em snow you — because I can guarantee they are going to try.

Whole Foods CEO, Ctd.

Weighing in on the Whole Foods controversy–which was also tackled today by D contributor Trey Garrison on his blog–a boycott-skewering FBvian makes two points:

1. Where was the outcry when Safeway CEO Steven Burd wrote an Op-Ed in the WSJ back in June? The underlying message was the same in both pieces. Perhaps the arugula isn’t up to par at the neighborhood Tom Thumb?
2. Assuming Whole Foods CEO John Mackey practices what he preaches (by implementing his ideas into the Whole Foods group health plan, which appears to be the case), wouldn’t it be appropriate to ask the rank and file Whole Foods employee how satisfied they are with this health care arrangement? Or does the voice of the ignorant carry more weight?

Whole Foods CEO is Ripped and Praised for Health Care Stance

Most CEOs clam up about anything too political, for fear of driving off customers. Not John Mackey of Austin-based Whole Foods Market, which has several stores in North Texas. Mackey wrote an op-ed piece this week for The Wall Street Journal criticizing Obamacare. That enraged some members of the socks-and-Birkenstocks set, who typically flock to places like Whole Foods to bag their goat’s-milk brie and $4 tomatoes. Some of them are vowing to boycott the organic grocer; others say they’ll shop there more often in support of Mackey’s free-market views.

Behind the Scenes of a D Magazine Photo Shoot

See how many leading lights of Dallas you can ID in this photo and try to guess the locale.

‘Squeaky’ Fromme Is Free At Last

Charles Manson family mainstay Lynette “Squeaky” Fromme, who was sent to prison for the attempted assassination of President Ford, was released from the federal hoosegow in Fort Worth this morning. Squeaky didn’t participate in the Sharon Tate murders, but she was the family’s ringleader when Charlie wasn’t around. And she always seemed to be living in places where dead bodies turned up, buried in the dirt. If you happen to run into her, I wouldn’t recommend a chat over caramel Frappuccinos at Starbucks.

Texas Ranks High in Gallup “Well-Being” Index

We’re not in the top ten but Texas is doing fine, according to the fine folks at Gallup-Healthway. We rank 16th among the states; our “well-being” is down only a tenth of a percent even during the Great Recession. Hawaii tops the list (big surprise), and Mormons generally must be a happy people: Utah ranks second. (Lighter green is good; darker green is grumpy.)

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Leading Off (8/14/09)

1. Oncor was awarded a $115 million rate increase by the Public Utility Commission ($2.50 to $3 per customer), less than half the increase it was asking for. The increase will (among other things) help pay for new smart meters, because the old smart meters seemed really smart until you got a few beers in them, and then they started talking about how Obama was born in Afghanistan and such.

2. Chesapeake Energy Corp. has shut down two wells that have been linked to recent earthquakes in Cleburne, including one well that was drilled near a fault line that runs through DFW airport. Wait. Through DFW Airport? Doesn’t that feel like I’m burying the lead here?

3. And that (still-moving) car on Southwest Loop 820 that was rammed by that (now-dead) bull? The (still-shaken) driver had survived three tours in Iraq.

Curious Letter from a DMN Carrier

The below letter, transcribed faithfully by yrs trly, comes from a law-practicing FrontBurnervian who subscribes to the Dallas Morning News. His paper carrier included this personal note along with yesterday’s paper. Best I can make out, the guy is getting a different route. Or they fired him. And he’s keeping his chin up — albeit in a very grammatically challenged fashion. For your consideration:

To the time to greet them I permit me to thank them to all (a) clients of “DALLAS MORNING NEWS” its atention for my person in the but of 6 years of service as its distributor, because without its aid and colaboration not me to have been possible to have a stable work. But possibly they changed me of route; me dismissal with the satisfaction of to have left my greater effort and pledge but me do not I want to go without reiterating them my gratitude and my but highly disposition when you need and in which be made me possible and desiring them good luck in all.