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The Onion Sees Bleak Future For Dallas-Fort Worth

Posted on August 18th, 2009 9:25am by Jason Heid
Filed under Local News, Media

My desk calendar, featuring headlines from the Onion, today portrays a frightening possibility for North Texas, “5-Million-Car Pileup Kills Dallas-Fort Worth.” The most frightening bit:

Dallas, 151, and Fort Worth, which turned 134 two weeks ago, are survived by their sister city, Arlington, and several younger suburbs.

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