Articles for July, 2009

Dallas Missed America’s Biggest Real Estate Boom?


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This chart of Case-Shiller home prices, from The Mess That Greenspan Made, shows some interesting things, and judging by the title of their site, not what its creators intended. If we were feeling superior, we could look at it and say, “Gosh, look at those poor folks in LA and San Francisco and Las Vegas and Phoenix who suffered through such a big bubble.” Or we could look at it and go, “Wait a minute.” The cities whose home prices spiralled into never-never land seem to be ending up, at least as of May, at a higher overall indexed price than Dallas is. All the cities, for purposes of comparison, start out in 2000 at an indexed value of 100. Nine years later, Dallas ends up back at 100 or near it. New York, in the meantime, ends up 1t 174. Miami — Miami! — ends up at around 150. So who was the sucker here? Quiet, careful Dallas? Or all those wildly speculating, high-risk mortgage-getting cities that went through the boom and bust of the Bubble Economy?

Best And Worst Dallas Judges

judgeThe Dallas Bar Association (ugly website, btw) will release the results of its 2009 judicial evaluation poll sometime this afternoon.  Considering the number of complaints I’m hearing about some of the new Democratic judges swept in on straight-ticket voting last year, the results could set off some courthouse fireworks. Why, oh why, do we contiue this election-of-judges farce?

Leading Off (7/30/09)

1. “Southlake looks to curb unruly teen behavior.” Intrigued, I clicked on the story, to see what other hell Paul Kix has brought upon Dragon Country. Vandals? Drugs? Petty theft? Nope. Bad grades? Teen pregnancy? Bad footballing? Nope. Then what? There’s too many of them hanging out at Southlake’s Town Square. Doing what? Nothing. And it’s a problem because…? Actually, it isn’t, as far as I can tell. But that’s not stopping the city from having a town forum about it.

2. A Bank of America office building in Fort Worth was evacuated yesterday — and 30 people were taken by ambulance to a pair of hospitals — when what was thought to be a carbon monoxide leak was discovered. Turns out it was just really strong perfume. What kind of perfume was it? First guess: Sex Panther.

3. I take it back: the worst humans in Dallas are, in fact, Alfred and Abneris Santiago.

Hutchison Tells Mark Davis She’ll Resign Come Fall

October or November, to be more exact (if you consider that more exact). But she’ll resign only if Rick Perry stays in the race. If  he doesn’t bow out, she’ll hold on the seat, I suppose, through the GOP primary. She  expressed “surprise” that Rick Perry is even running for re-election, considering that would give him 15 years in the governor’s seat. (You can listen to the segment on Mark’s broadcast today 

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.) Her statement has confused people in Washington such as Ken Rudin at NPR  and Kathleen Parker at CQ. I don’t why.  (1) It seems straightforward enough, if a little verbose. (2) It seems perfectly logical. Why resign and risk having a Democrat take her place in a special election when she can hold the seat for Republicans for a few months longer?

Worst Human In Dallas: Christopher Paul Dean

Why? Repeatedly dunking his 11-month-old son in a pool, until it was almost too late.

Police say he grabbed both sides of the child’s floatie and forced him under water. The mother tried to intervene, but he pushed her away and continued dunking the child, police say. The mother told police she struggled to get the child’s head above water briefly as he gasped for air and his lips turned blue. The child was dunked about six times, police say, until another family member jumped in and pulled Dean away.

Lord.

Four Arrested In NorthPark Center Sex Stings

Looks like they’re flogging more than bargains over at Macy’s and Dillard’s in NorthPark Center. Pegasus News tells of arrests in connection with a sex-sting operation in the restrooms there.

Uptown Players To Produce At Kalita

Interesting news over at TheaterJones.com. As the Dallas Theater Center prepares to move to the new Wyly in the Performing Arts Center, one group is already stepping up. Uptown Players will put on two plays at the Kalita Humphreys this season.

Hutchison Will Vote Against Sotomayor, Ctd

In this post, I asked:

Does anyone else remember the days when senators of both parties routinely approved Supreme Court nominees of the president, in deference to the fact that he had been elected in part to appoint Supreme Court justices?

One FrontBurnervian not only remembers, but provides a link to the official record and notes:

My favorite is Scalia: approved 98-0.  Chance the same thing would happen today: 0%.

It is interesting to note how many nominations historically were approved by voice vote.

Rick Perry’s 400 Percent Tax Increase

One FrontBurnervian is especially incensed with the governor’s claim in the Washington Times that his management yielded “…tax relief for 40,000 small businesses.” To this point:

Don’t know where the Governor received his information regarding tax relief for small business.  Our Texas Franchise tax payments went up over 400%.  And, the worst part of this tax, it doesn’t matter  if the company is profitable or not, the State still gets their tax at the same rate.

No, no, you don’t get how our governor’s mind works: that 400% increase is tax relief.

Thieves Thwarted While Trying to Steal Giant Safe

An alert FBvian points us to an odd story about some thieves trying to steal an enormous safe from a law firm on Turtle Creek Boulevard. Strange target for a crime. I call on someone from the Kennedy Law Firm to tell us what, exactly, was in the safe.

If You Can Hula Hoop For One Minute, You Can Get 50% Off Your Stay At Hotel Palomar

kimpton_hotelpalomardallashulahoop-3I think this is serious. I mean, it’s not April Fool’s Day or anything. So here’s the deal: if you can hula-hoop for one minute at check-in, Hotel Palomar will give you 50% off your stay. If you make it only 20 seconds, then you get a free room upgrade. This offer is good through September 7 and is part of the Summer Playground package that starts at $199 a night. So, you know, if you want to get away without really getting away, this might be an affordable way to do it. What I don’t know is whether or not you need to BYO hula hoop. On a related note, I recently reviewed Central 214, the hotel’s restaurant. And that, friends, is worth a visit.

People’s Jason Heid Joins The D Magazine Side

Jason Heid, editor and publisher of People Newspapers, is getting a new assignment here at the D Empire: senior editor for D CEO magazine and various other projects. When I asked what to say about him, Jason replied: “That I’m a handsome and brilliant wordsmith who will serve as the final piece necessary to take these publications to an unprecedented level of greatness?” He was just kidding, though. I think.

Rick Perry Produces Deficit, Claims Surplus

The governor is not one to let the facts get in his way. In Wednesday’s Washington Times — aimed at the D.C. conservativist elite with a vice- presidential nod in mind  — he wrote an op-ed about how rugged, individualistic Texas runs its governnment compared to the give-away, socialistic Obama administration. Key boast:

For example, our just-concluded legislative session yielded a balanced state budget, tax relief for 40,000 small businesses, and it left $9 billion unspent for future state needs.

I just love this guy. He has no shame. The reason Texas had a $9 billion surplus is because the Obama administration gave it $12 billion in stimulus money. Without it, Perry would have presided over a $3 billion deficit. In fact, Perry relied more on the stimulus than any other governor! (For the full report, go here.)  Even with that federal infusion in 2010, Texas is projected to run a $23 billion deficit in 2011.

As the owner of a small business, I also would to thank Perry for causing our unemployment costs to go up. He decided to grandstand on the easiest part of the stimulus, the part that would have protected my laid-off workers. That means higher unemployment taxes for me and other Texas small businesses and harder times for good, hard-working people who lost their jobs through no fault of their own.

Rick, you are a singular piece of work. In a perverse way, I admire you.

Drew Magary Blogs Dallas Cowboys For NBC 5

Drew Magary, better known to many as Big Daddy Drew, is the co-founder of one of my favorite NFL sites — and favorite sites, period — Kissing Suzy Kolber. (Link possibly/probably NSFW, if you have a boss who can read profanity over your shoulder.) This season, he’ll also be blogging about the Dallas Cowboys for NBC 5’s increasingly awesome website, as part of their Blue Star blog. He’s already started, actually, and easily proving he can work for Blue Star without working blue. To wit:

The franchise has never finished any decade in their existence with a losing record, but they are a definitively average 71-73 coming into the 2009 season. [Jean-Jacques] Taylor points out that the team needs to finish at least 10-6 this year to beat the team’s current Worst Decade mark: the 1960’s. The Cowboys finished 67-65-6 that decade, which only added insult to injury, considering all the other pesky things Texans had to deal with at the time: hippies, people wiggling their pelvises for a national TV audience, demmycrats taking over the White House, women getting jobs, and such and such.

For more Cowboys-related Magary, he also talked Martellus Bennett in our brand-new Best of Big D issue, on newsstands now.

Let’s Try a Fun Experiment With QR Code!

I was just reading about how QR codes are big in Japan and will soon be everywhere in the good ol’ U.S. of A. Basically, this stuff is the CueCat — only it works. So I got to wondering how many people in Dallas are down with this technology. And that led to this experiment. Below is a QR code I’ve generated. It contains a secret message. First person to read the code and put the message in the comments section gets a gold star for the day. Let’s do this!qrcode