October or November, to be more exact (if you consider that more exact). But she’ll resign only if Rick Perry stays in the race. If he doesn’t bow out, she’ll hold on the seat, I suppose, through the GOP primary. She expressed “surprise” that Rick Perry is even running for re-election, considering that would give him 15 years in the governor’s seat. (You can listen to the segment on Mark’s broadcast today
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.) Her statement has confused people in Washington such as Ken Rudin at NPR and Kathleen Parker at CQ. I don’t why. (1) It seems straightforward enough, if a little verbose. (2) It seems perfectly logical. Why resign and risk having a Democrat take her place in a special election when she can hold the seat for Republicans for a few months longer?
Why? Repeatedly dunking his 11-month-old son in a pool, until it was almost too late.
Police say he grabbed both sides of the child’s floatie and forced him under water. The mother tried to intervene, but he pushed her away and continued dunking the child, police say. The mother told police she struggled to get the child’s head above water briefly as he gasped for air and his lips turned blue. The child was dunked about six times, police say, until another family member jumped in and pulled Dean away.
Lord.
Looks like they’re flogging more than bargains over at Macy’s and Dillard’s in NorthPark Center. Pegasus News tells of arrests in connection with a sex-sting operation in the restrooms there.
Interesting news over at TheaterJones.com. As the Dallas Theater Center prepares to move to the new Wyly in the Performing Arts Center, one group is already stepping up. Uptown Players will put on two plays at the Kalita Humphreys this season.
In this post, I asked:
Does anyone else remember the days when senators of both parties routinely approved Supreme Court nominees of the president, in deference to the fact that he had been elected in part to appoint Supreme Court justices?
One FrontBurnervian not only remembers, but provides a link to the official record and notes:
My favorite is Scalia: approved 98-0. Chance the same thing would happen today: 0%.
It is interesting to note how many nominations historically were approved by voice vote.
One FrontBurnervian is especially incensed with the governor’s claim in the Washington Times that his management yielded “…tax relief for 40,000 small businesses.” To this point:
Don’t know where the Governor received his information regarding tax relief for small business. Our Texas Franchise tax payments went up over 400%. And, the worst part of this tax, it doesn’t matter if the company is profitable or not, the State still gets their tax at the same rate.
No, no, you don’t get how our governor’s mind works: that 400% increase is tax relief.
An alert FBvian points us to an odd story about some thieves trying to steal an enormous safe from a law firm on Turtle Creek Boulevard. Strange target for a crime. I call on someone from the Kennedy Law Firm to tell us what, exactly, was in the safe.
I think this is serious. I mean, it’s not April Fool’s Day or anything. So here’s the deal: if you can hula-hoop for one minute at check-in, Hotel Palomar will give you 50% off your stay. If you make it only 20 seconds, then you get a free room upgrade. This offer is good through September 7 and is part of the Summer Playground package that starts at $199 a night. So, you know, if you want to get away without really getting away, this might be an affordable way to do it. What I don’t know is whether or not you need to BYO hula hoop. On a related note, I recently reviewed Central 214, the hotel’s restaurant. And that, friends, is worth a visit.
Jason Heid, editor and publisher of People Newspapers, is getting a new assignment here at the D Empire: senior editor for D CEO magazine and various other projects. When I asked what to say about him, Jason replied: “That I’m a handsome and brilliant wordsmith who will serve as the final piece necessary to take these publications to an unprecedented level of greatness?” He was just kidding, though. I think.
The governor is not one to let the facts get in his way. In Wednesday’s Washington Times — aimed at the D.C. conservativist elite with a vice- presidential nod in mind — he wrote an op-ed about how rugged, individualistic Texas runs its governnment compared to the give-away, socialistic Obama administration. Key boast:
For example, our just-concluded legislative session yielded a balanced state budget, tax relief for 40,000 small businesses, and it left $9 billion unspent for future state needs.
I just love this guy. He has no shame. The reason Texas had a $9 billion surplus is because the Obama administration gave it $12 billion in stimulus money. Without it, Perry would have presided over a $3 billion deficit. In fact, Perry relied more on the stimulus than any other governor! (For the full report, go here.) Even with that federal infusion in 2010, Texas is projected to run a $23 billion deficit in 2011.
As the owner of a small business, I also would to thank Perry for causing our unemployment costs to go up. He decided to grandstand on the easiest part of the stimulus, the part that would have protected my laid-off workers. That means higher unemployment taxes for me and other Texas small businesses and harder times for good, hard-working people who lost their jobs through no fault of their own.
Rick, you are a singular piece of work. In a perverse way, I admire you.
Drew Magary, better known to many as Big Daddy Drew, is the co-founder of one of my favorite NFL sites — and favorite sites, period — Kissing Suzy Kolber. (Link possibly/probably NSFW, if you have a boss who can read profanity over your shoulder.) This season, he’ll also be blogging about the Dallas Cowboys for NBC 5’s increasingly awesome website, as part of their Blue Star blog. He’s already started, actually, and easily proving he can work for Blue Star without working blue. To wit:
The franchise has never finished any decade in their existence with a losing record, but they are a definitively average 71-73 coming into the 2009 season. [Jean-Jacques] Taylor points out that the team needs to finish at least 10-6 this year to beat the team’s current Worst Decade mark: the 1960’s. The Cowboys finished 67-65-6 that decade, which only added insult to injury, considering all the other pesky things Texans had to deal with at the time: hippies, people wiggling their pelvises for a national TV audience, demmycrats taking over the White House, women getting jobs, and such and such.
For more Cowboys-related Magary, he also talked Martellus Bennett in our brand-new Best of Big D issue, on newsstands now.
I was just reading about how QR codes are big in Japan and will soon be everywhere in the good ol’ U.S. of A. Basically, this stuff is the CueCat — only it works. So I got to wondering how many people in Dallas are down with this technology. And that led to this experiment. Below is a QR code I’ve generated. It contains a secret message. First person to read the code and put the message in the comments section gets a gold star for the day. Let’s do this!
1. The Dallas City Council is really feeling the pain of the $190 million budget deficit. The mayor asked Councilman Jerry Allen to figure out how to cut $500,000 from Council costs. Allen’s plan: lay off staff secretaries and have two council members share one secretary. But Councilwoman Angela Hunt thinks that’s a bad idea. On her blog early this morning, she laid out a plan to hit the $500,000 goal by essentially just cutting back on photocopies and free meals for council members. Message to Hunt: stop trying so hard. You’re making the rest of them look bad.
2. Samuel Dewayne Delmast taught us all an important lesson. If, when you are arrested, you have meth on you and you happen to drop it on the jailhouse floor, don’t drop to your knees and lick it up.
3. While Dallas got some good news on the homefront (prices actually went up 1.9 percent from April to May), Collin County is learning that the days of double-digit growth are over. After a decade of steady growth, property values have gone flat. Plano, in fact, saw its tax roll dip for the first time since 1991. As officials there look to balance their budgets, may I suggest that they have a hard look at their photocopying expenses?