Friends, I have no words. Except I do. Too many, probably. I don’t want to get too mean, lest my friend Tanner P. de-friend me on Facebook. But I have some anger about the last episode. There was hula dancing, near-drowning, and bad shoes. Oh. And let’s not forget: there was a bad ring. Let’s jump for the analysis.
Question answered. Now for a few more questions: When it comes to the general election, will Hispanics care? Better question: Will Hispanics really even matter in 2010 (we all know they will eventually)? And a last philosophical question: Does anyone else remember the days when senators of both parties routinely approved Supreme Court nominees of the president, in deference to the fact that he had been elected in part to appoint Supreme Court justices?
The most positive spin the NYTimes could put on the latest Case-Shiller report is, “Slide in Home Prices Is Slowing Down, Index Shows.” Dallas, however, showed modest growth for the third consecutive month, rising in May 1.7 percent over April.
Here is the guy who broke into my condominium project the other night. At least he seems to have had the courtesy to bring his own…beer?
But the interesting thing to me is how he got in the garage:
Believe me, that is some tight squeeze. No, I mean, you have no idea. This guy is anorexic.
The grant is to pay for three years’ worth of salaries, benefits, and expenses with the requirement that the city pay for a fourth year. It’s a lifeline for Dallas, which is struggling to pay for 200 officers while suffering a $190 million budget deficit. But not only Dallas. Arlington will get $6 million for 31 officers. Addison gets $713,000 for 3 officers. Lancaster gets $639,000 for 3 officers. Hutchins gets $131, 000 for 1 officer.
All in all, Texas receives $37 million for 196 police officers. Unless, of course, Rick Perry decides to grandstand against the federal government, like he did with unemployment benefits. Anyone want to place the odds of Rick Perry announcing he’s against more police?(H/t BOR.)
SMU Meadows School of the Arts Dean Jose Bowen knows how to get attention. And he got his professors’ attention by telling them to “teach naked” — no, not that (are you crazy? you think he meant without clothes?) — that is, without any tech aids. He especially despises Power Point, which is too often a crutch, but he doesn’t much like any modern educational technology that reduces the personal engagement of teacher and students. And he’s got the studies to back him up.
It might be hard to believe, but I have interests other than reality television. (Lest you worry, The Bachelorette writeup is in process.) Even more surprising: I once belonged to a very nice, civilized book club but I was given the boot. (Okay, it’s less dramatic than all that. I was simply dropped from the evite. But still…) Anyway, I’m now involved in a discussion about Javier Calvo’s Wonderful World with my smart friends Christine Allison and Peggy Levinson. It’s a quirky book. You should buy it and read along with us. Find out more about our club and follow along with the discussion here.
Yes, I know this has nothing to do with Dallas. But those of us who head to the Texas coast and jump into the water for a swim may now have reason to think twice before jumping in. Fourteen-year-old Deidre Casas required 15 stitches after being bitten on her left leg by a shark on Friday, in the waters off South Padre Island.
Well you really should not worry at all. There have only been three confirmed unprovoked fatal shark attacks in Texas since 1962. So sit back and enjoy one of my favorite times of the year, Shark Week starting August 2 on Discovery Channel. And remember to live every week as though it was Shark Week.
A lunch-eating FrontBurnervian sends word that filmmaker Ken Burns is right now lunching at Stephan Pyles. He is seated with a “distinguished-looking man in a suit with a natty tie.”
Here is “Date,” a video directed and edited by new Good Morning Texas co-host Robert McCollum for entry into the 24 Hour Video Race a couple of years ago. It won. Full disclosure: I’m friends with Robert, and he helped a little with my ill-fated mayoral campaign. Don’t hold either of those things against him.
1. Texas spends less money per pupil than all but six other states, according to 2007 census data — about $7,800 a year versus a national average of more than $9,600 a year. (Although those figures are disputed.) But, at least we have the largest outstanding debt for education purposes at about $50 billion. (Does my student loan still count toward that?)
2. Speaking of kids, Texas is doing the best job in the nation of reducing the rate of fatal teen car crashes. As the father of a 15-year-old who tells me every day she wants a shiny new pink convertible Volkswagen Beetle, this is good news.
3. If, like me, you’re excited about the new Fairview Macy’s store opening north of Dallas, you’ll be happy to know the company is now being careful to tailor each store’s merchandise to better match the surrounding area’s tastes. Because, as one retailer notes, “the Dallas customer and the Portland customer are very different.” I would suspect, for example, you won’t find T-shirts in Portland with the Fairview city slogan “Keeping It Country.”