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What Wrecking-Ball Blond is Next For Tony Romo?

Posted on July 13th, 2009 4:15pm by Zac Crain
Filed under Celebrity, Sports

Now that the Tony Romo/Jessica Simpson split is semi-official, the question becomes: What wrecking-ball blond will the Dallas Cowboys QB date next? Because this is happening, people. It’s a pattern, and it is unstoppable. He can’t help himself. Even if the female in question seems rock-solid, their relationship will inevitably derail the upcoming Cowboys season, so let’s all just get comfortable with it and start coming up with a portmanteau to assign to it. A list, off the top of my ever-graying head:

• Hayden Panettierre
• Paris Hilton
• Kate Hudson
• Tila Tequila
• Lindsay Lohan
• AnnaLynne McCord

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What Wrecking-Ball Blond is Next For Tony Romo?