Comments on: The Story of How Spider Monkey Saved Me From Drowning in the Trinity

By: Tim's father

Tim's father — Fri, 19 Jun 2009 11:26:13 +0000

Tim,

Once again, you have sullied the family name. Ask Spider Monkey if she would like to be in my will. There’s a position open. She sounds like the son I always wanted to have.

By: Amy A

Amy A — Fri, 12 Jun 2009 19:51:08 +0000

Way to go Spider Monkey!!!

By: Peterk

Peterk — Fri, 12 Jun 2009 02:37:04 +0000

next time use an SUV, you know 4 wheel drive, high clearance, stuff a matrix doesn’t have

By: Comment

Comment — Fri, 12 Jun 2009 02:30:53 +0000

Huh… remind me again why D Magazine has endorsed this money pit known as the Trinity River Project?

By: Bethany

Bethany — Fri, 12 Jun 2009 01:53:22 +0000

El Rey, I thought that Chuck Norris personally visits the offender’s home to collect the man card, and deliver a swift kick to the junk.

By: El Rey

El Rey — Fri, 12 Jun 2009 00:16:32 +0000

Paging Tim Rogers:
Please turn in your “man card” at the front desk.

Letting a woman get out in the rain to rescue the car you stuck in the mud…

By: LakeWWWooder

LakeWWWooder — Thu, 11 Jun 2009 23:58:40 +0000

Uh remember when Superman a.k.a Clark Kent tried to save Lois from the Ford in the fissure?

By: S.E.

S.E. — Thu, 11 Jun 2009 22:15:46 +0000

Whoo hoo! Comments are back. Thanks for the coverage for those of us who are missing out on all the fun, up in the Great Chilly North. We are having a sympathy drizzle up here, though.

@DLP – Think of the Prius as a big electric eel in that situation.

By: AK

AK — Thu, 11 Jun 2009 21:58:02 +0000

I think SpiderMonkey needs a raise.

And Tim should probably be removed from wheelman duty.

It’s too bad her Matrix didn’t get stuck inside the Trinity forever… D Magazine would have owed her a new one! Maybe they’d have gotten her a Range Rover for these mud-filled expeditions?

By: JS

JS — Thu, 11 Jun 2009 21:57:00 +0000

Tim is the best compensated chauffeur in town!