Articles for May, 2009

Woman Attacked By Five Dogs In South Oak Cliff

The story about the attack, which occurred at 6 a.m. near Cedar Crest golf course, says it is not immediately clear what type of dogs they were. I’ll tell you what they were. Pit bulls. If I’m wrong, I owe you a dollar.

I’ll have more to say about what we need to do about our vicious dog problem in the July issue. At least, I hope I do. We’ve already commissioned art for it. Man, I’ve got a lot to do this weekend.

Fort Worth Soldier Fights Taliban in Pink Boxers

I’m coming to this story a little late. But if you haven’t read it, check it out. Major props to Army Specialist Zachary Boyd.

Update: Eric beat me to the World Wide Web. I am slow. Sorry. Already on long weekend.

A Note About My Unwavering Respect for DCAD

In response to item No. 3 in today’s Leading Off, I would like to say that Eric is just bitter because his house’s value has fallen so precipitously in the past year that his address now appears on the Wikipedia entry for “toxic asset.” (I’m tired of workshopping that joke. I tried. Sorry.) While it is true that I have protested my home’s valuation several times (once with comical results), I have never called the good people at the Dallas Central Appraisal District “suckers.” Every time I’ve had an interaction with one of their staff, I’ve been favorably impressed. They are all professionals who do a thankless — but important — job. In fact, I’d like to take this opportunity to thank everyone at DCAD for their service to North Texas. Thank you.

DCAD staffers, please print this blog post, and put it in my file. It might come in handy when I protest my valuation next year.

Leading Off (5/22/09)

1. Dirk Nowitzki’s attorney cast doubt on the claim by the Maverick’s former girlfriend that she is pregnant. When asked for comment, the rest of the world said, “Oh, you think so, doctor?”

2. I’m not pleased with the list of energy-efficient items that trigger a sales tax break for you this holiday weekend. They include air conditioners, ceiling fans, and dishwashers, which is fine. But not on the list: gratuitous iPhone upgrades. C’mon. Daddy needs more megs.

3. DCAD releases its preliminary tax rolls today, which will show that “the values of 92 percent of residential properties and 88 percent of commercial properties either are flat or down this year,” according to the DMN. That won’t stop Tim from doing what he does every year: arguing his place is over-valued, then, when his appraisal is lowered, coming into the office cackling and saying, “DCAD’s full of suckers.”

Josh at the Nelson: First Round Recap

Okay, so aside from snapping a few pics of some not-ugly spectators, catching Gina Miller and Joe Trahan in an intimate moment in the media lounge, missing the opportunity to hang out with Tony Romo and Colt Knost, and taking full advantage of all the perks and good times the Nelson provides for the media folk, it was a pretty uneventful day. I hope to remedy that tomorrow, but that’s for another post.

After collecting my thoughts from the day I am left with a few main points to discuss. First, the high-heel-to-tennis shoe ratio was very strong today and I’m expecting that dominance to continue over the course of the next few days. I have a newfound appreciation for the “less golf interested” spectators that I share the tournament grounds with, and I also look for that to continue. The Pavilion was surprisingly quiet for most of today, but I do not expect that trend to continue. With local rock band JokersDeck and big time local favorite Jack Ingram playing in the Pavilion After Dark tomorrow, you can expect the crowd to be very large and very inebriated. I’ll try to do better about documenting that phenomenon. I promise.

In conclusion, the weather looks to be very amiable and things should really get rolling on the social scene tomorrow afternoon.  Even if you can’t make it out, don’t worry. We’ll keep you up-to-date with all the goings on inside, and outside, of the ropes.

Josh at the Nelson: What Happens in the Media Lounge

While dining on some delicious pizza and drinking a cold beverage I spotted D Magazine favorite Gina Miller dining closeby. This was taken during a cordial hello with the greatness of Joe Trahan. You can imagine my disappointment when Trahan passed by without extending the same hello to me. Prude.

Josh at the Nelson: Hanging With the Common Folk

Just missed Tony Romo and Colt Knost (local golfer out of SMU a few years back) kicking back some cold ones in the Pavilion moments ago. Once discovered, and promptly mobbed, they hopped on a cart and headed elsewhere. My efforts to catch their cart were foiled by several men in bright red pants. I’ll be more nimble next time, I promise.

Josh at the Nelson: Picture Audible

I have officially lost two long posts due to phone issues. I am now resorting to just posting pics from the course, per Tim’s advice.

Homeowners Group, Ctd.

How many hoops do you have to jump through to cancel the Briefing paper? The ever-vigilant Merriman Park/University Manor homeowners association has an e-mail update:

We have learned that The Dallas Morning News has changed the number to call if you wish to stop the “Briefing” paper being thrown in your driveway. When you speak to the “Account Manager” you can also stop the Neighborhood Shopper if you no longer wish to receive the ads in your mailbox.

To stop receiving the “Briefing” and/or the “Neighborhood Shopper” just call (214) 745-8383

You can also use their web interface to stop the Briefing but need to call the above number if you want to also stop the Neighborhood Shopper.

Here is where you can go online to cancel the Briefing:

http://www.dallasnews.com/subscriberservices/

And, while we’re on the subject, a fed-up FBvian offers a cautionary tale:

I just thought I’d write you about our experience on calling to get the Briefing stopped – we had to call FOUR times before they stopped coming. And, on that last call, we told them we were going to cancel our subscription (weekend) to the DMN altogether if they didn’t stop throwing it in our yard. That threat, or the “fourth time’s a charm” rule got them stopped. But, it did take some perseverance.

Jessica Simpson Causes My Fight With Al Biernat, Ctd.

Hey, Laura, you didn’t have to wait so long to get your Jess & Tony fix! Mr. Peppard had it a week before.

Josh at the Nelson: Two Girls, One Pavilion

A picture taken inside the Pavilion tent, offered without comment, except to say that these clearly aren’t Dr Pepper girls.pavilion

Homeowners Group: Briefing Helps Bad Guys

Ed Bark wrote about the problem in D CEO. Now the Merriman Park/University Manor homeowners association has chimed in with an irritated-sounding e-mail alert, contending the DMN freebie called Briefing can be a “neon sign to criminals saying you are not at home”:

Many of you have complained about the Dallas Morning News creating a lot of litter around the neighborhood and your own driveways with their small “Briefing” edition of the paper being tossed in driveways.

After visiting with the Morning News about this, they tell me they sent a postcard out telling residents this paper would be delivered and if they did not want it, they needed to opt out. Some number of residents do not recall receiving this postcard so that opportunity to opt out was missed. The Dallas Morning News should have reversed this with their postcards and asked people to opt in. But then they would not be able to deliver to as many homes as they most likely figured out that less people would take the time to opt in. That resulted in residents receiving something they did not want.

Whether or not you received this opportunity to opt out, if you want these papers discontinued at your residence, all you have to do is call The Dallas Morning News Briefing Delivery at 214-977-8333 and request your paper be stopped.

If you wish to continue receiving this paper then do nothing. However, if you are going to be away for anytime, please ask your neighbors to pick yours up for you because when these are allowed to collect, its like a neon sign to criminals saying you are not at home.

Local Oscar Winner Megan Mylan In Town For One Night Only

Got a free evening? Like documentaries, especially ones that win Oscars and are made by local people? Hey, us too. Read all about Megan Mylan here, a Highland Park High School grad whose short documentary, Smile Pinki, won the Academy Award for Best Short Documentary. She’s in town for a screening tonight at the Angelika. The number is 972-450-1075 if you want to get on the list, and the rest of the info is here.

Jessica Simpson Causes My Fight with Al Biernat

I don’t want to brag, but I’m pretty tight with Al Biernat. I don’t think he would give me a kidney or anything like that, but I’ve logged in some hours at his restaurant. I’ve met his wife. He posed for a story I wrote about Bermuda shorts. And I sat down with him just two days ago for a D Home story about his cool Colorado getaway. So imagine my surprise when I learned from people.com that Tony Romo and Jessica Simpson had a recent dinner there (along with someone named Joe Kinta? Sorry, as mentioned, sports: not my show.). The couple must enjoy my favorite past-time: getting house drunk. They left with a bottle of Macallan 21-year-old single-malt Scotch whiskey. Al, I do appreciate your discretion, and I will forgive you. Eventually. Photo by Nicole Nelson

Tim + Spider Monkey + 130 Cubic Feet of Helium=?

Answer: It equals a caper!

Tim and helium canister