Articles for May, 2009

Phillip Jones, Internet Superstar

You know who’s having a great week? Phillip Jones. He scored a win on the convention center hotel vote, and now the Dallas Convention & Visitors Bureau head honcho is becoming an Internet celebrity. Wilonsky has a clip from what has to be one of the best promotional interviews on behalf of our fair city.

Ex-’Boys Cheerleader Issues Warning On Dancing Show

Speaking of reality TV, Dallas’ Melissa Rycroft has become a hot number on Dancing With The Stars. The ex-Cowboys cheerleader did herself proud last night, right after giving a shout-out to Dallas and warning rivals “not to mess with Texas.” I’m only aware of Melissa–previously jilted by the weaselly Jason on The Bachelor–because my better half has become a Dancing fan… mainly, I think, because of some European stud named Gilles. Who wears really sleazy see-through shirts. Which doesn’t seem to bother her.

Laura Kostelny Interviews Reality TV Star Julia Anderson

julia_2ashxI’m not sure if you’re familiar with Laura Kostelny. (No, that is not her picture.) She’s the executive editor of D Home and D Weddings, but she really ought to have her own reality TV blog. If you’ve never read her Bachelor recaps on ShopTalk, then you simply haven’t been living. (Not to fear, the Bachelorette is coming up, so tune in then.) Well, because we in Dallas are a bit strapped for celebrities, and because Laura’s favorite pastime is bad reality TV, I sent her off to interview Dallas girl Julia Anderson, the winner of True Beauty and one of People’s Most Beautiful People 2009The interview is our top story today. Enjoy!

Allen Gwinn’s Plan to Keep the City on Budget

Allen Gwinn has a suggestion for a referendum. In short: tie city leaders’ salaries to the success or failure of these public projects. Curious.

“Home Run Happy Hour” At Pappadeaux Is A Grand Slam

Fans stand in line to meet Eric Celeste and Michael Young.

Fans stand in line to meet Eric Celeste and Michael Young.

InsideCorner’s Evan Paul “Grumpy” Grant pulled off a humdinger of a happy hour last night.  Fans showed up to see baseball players and they got an added bonus–Eric, Zac, Tim, and Spider Monkey were all there. What a night for sports in Dallas.

Leading Off (5/12/09)

1. Booker T. and six other magnet schools may be spared funding cuts due to a TEA decision and because the state is scared I’m going to keep blogging about it. Let’s face it, I’m kind of insane, and I like to get personal.

2. A Senate panel endorsed a statewide smoking ban, which caused a gum-chewing, bourbon-swilling, double-guns-shooting, non-smoking Zac Crain to smirk and say, “Bring it.”

3. Despite predictions of doom by noted sports idiots JJ Taylor (Dallas Morning News), Tim Rogers (D Magazine), and Matt Pulle (Dallas Observer-ish), the Dallas Mavericks beat the Denver Nuggets in exciting come-from-behind fashion last night. And, to be honest, that’s my favorite fashion. What?

TEA to DISD: You Have Flexibility In Funding Magnet Schools

Reporting from the Pappadeaux happy hour, cuz that’s how I roll:

DISD was informed today by email that they do not have to adhere to the funding parameters discussed in our previous blog posts and on Unfair Park. That means the board is not bound to cut the 13 Booker T. teachers I’ve been yelling about. Unsure yet what they WILL do, but, to quote district spokesman Jon Dahlander, “If I were a Booker T. parent, I would read this as good news.” Check out the board meeting this week for further developments.

Eric Nadel Talks Baseball With D Staff

p-1600-1200-0c80c24c-76e5-4945-8664-4e70306eee28.jpegFrom the rockin InsideCorner happy hour at Pappadeaux. The Rangers broadcaster gets some tips from our Web team. Man, I wish we had comments.


If You Go to Scarborough Fair …

Yes, I took my mom to Scarborough Fair for Mother’s Day. What can I say? It was her suggestion. And the place has a soft spot in my heart. I played a lot of Dungeons & Dragons when I was a kid.

Here’s what I recommend if you go: don’t miss the game where you throw tomatoes at a the guy who insults you while you throw tomatoes at him. It’s astounding how aggressively that guy crosses the line. He actually mocked my 3-year-old for cradling her stuffed bunny. Other examples:

– To a circa 12-year-old wearing a Boy Scout uniform: “Hey, kid, you want me to tell your dad why you’ve been spending more time in the shower?”

– To that kid’s dad, who had slightly buck teeth: “How do you like being able to brush you teeth while holding them in your hand?” And: “You need to aim higher! Get it up! Do we need to put some blue pills in those tomatoes for you?”

– To an 8-year-old boy: “Aim higher! Like your mother is right now!”

There are benches at this game. Sit in the shade. Watch awhile. The insults are very uncomfortable. And very funny.

Zac and I Go the Mavs Game, Ctd.

Zac points out that, in terms of action movies, it will probably look more like this.

Trinity River Gets a Multimedia Series On KERA

KERA is presenting Living with the Trinity, a radio show paired with an interactive website that explores the geography, ecology, and cultural history of the Trinity River. The reports will air on 90.1 beginning tomorrow on Morning Edition (5:00 a.m. to 9:00 a.m.), All Things Considered (4:00 p.m. to 6:30 p.m.), and online.

Where is my soap box? Oh, here it is:  I love the Trinity River. Last week I attended a lecture by Charles Allen, a Dallas naturalist who has canoed the river for almost 30 years. His enthusiasm about the river is infectious. Too many of us take the river for granted—the banks are filled with historic relics, fabulous birds, big old alligators, and ancient burial sites. You should see Dallas from a canoe on the Trinity. Or from the lounge at Five-Sixty in the Reunion Tower high above the river. Either way, I guarantee you will feel different about this city.

Pay attention to Living with the Trinity. Extra credit for anyone who hikes the Buckeye Trail.

Zac And I Will Be In Section 319 Tonight

And not to say that we’re looking for a fight, but here’s a preview of what our section will look like if things go the way things went in Game 3.

More Kind Words for Willard Spiegelman’s Book

D Magazine contributor and bow tie aficionado Willard Spiegelman continues to draw praise for his new book, Seven Pleasures: Essays on Ordinary Happiness, this time from Matthew Gurewitsch, who says:

For Willard, the essence of reading — as of his other six subjects — is pleasure. Wordsworth, one of Willard’s muses, has it that “we murder to dissect.” Williard dissects very capably, yet murders nothing. His capacity for enjoyment is off the charts, and his pleasure is contagious. He is a born teacher by example.

Jim Schutze Makes Me Want to Run For School Board

I’m a bit concerned an important Jim Schutze post over at Unfair Park won’t get the attention it deserves, because it was posted at near 6 p.m. on Friday. (Memo to Big Bob and gang: traffic goes way down after 5 on Friday. Please adjust accordingly.) It’s important because it discusses the ongoing threat to pare teachers from DISD learning centers and magnet schools. This is important to me because my daughter attends Booker T. Just so we’re clear.

Now, what Jim has found shows that the DISD board is either lying or misinformed (take your pick) about its need to, for example, get rid of 13 teachers at the arts magnet. Why? Because the argument has always been made that these schools don’t apply to the federal rules governing this money (the money the district says it will lose if it doesn’t bring the school’s budgets more in line with other schools’ numbers). And the district has always won that argument. Here is Jim’s point in a nutshell:

So there you have it — all the pieces right in a row. Federal law says you don’t have to cut special schools to a flat level with other schools if those special schools grew out of a deseg case and represent an ongoing effort to achieve diversity. That’s exactly the case of the Dallas magnet schools and learning centers.

Read the post for details. And know that if this is true — and Jim’s reporting seems pretty air-tight here — it is an inexcusable oversight by a man I respect, the DISD board president (and my representative) Jack Lowe. The board must do the right thing and protect its crown jewels if it wants to keep good students from fleeing for suburbs or private schools (and I’m talking of all races, not just we palefaces), and therefore maintaining excellence at schools like Townview, Booker T., and others is a priority.

Don’t Shed a Tear For The Tipp

My take on why The Tipperary Inn closed. Hint: It wasn’t because of the economy

(Alternate headline: Junk-Kicks I’ve Delivered.)