Sadly, it’s more ridiculous than salacious. According to this Dallas Morning News story, a Carrollton couple attended the Yankees/Rangers game on Tuesday. The lovely lady was psyched about wearing her 19th wedding anniversary present: a “Yankees Suck” t-shirt. Too bad security asked her to change because “The Texas Rangers organization considers that shirt to be profane.” “Two things here: 1) Is “sucks” really that offensive? and 2) A t-shirt after 19 years of marital bliss? That kind of, well, sucks.