Timmy, thanks for the information. That explains a lot. I can really pick ‘em.
Why, yes, he does. The book is called Black Tooth Grin: The High Life, Good Times, and Tragic End of “Dimebag” Darrell Abbott. In the current issue of TexMo, Zac submits himself to a Q&A about Dimebag and his old band Pantera. What you won’t find mentioned anywhere in that article is that Zac is sleeping with Dick Washburne. As long as that remains D’s dirty little secret, all is well.
1. Amanda Donaldson claims she lost her job at a McKinney chiropractor’s office because she doesn’t believe in God. I’ve lost a lot of things for the same reason — my keys, several bets, my place in line at Quizno’s — but never a job. Wait, Wick’s still on his fishing trip, right?
2. Council members are unhappy with some of the cuts city manager Mary Suhm has targeted to help keep the massive budget shortfall slightly less massive. You know who could probably help get them out of this jam? Brantley Foster.
3. And finally, I cannot improve upon this headline: “Brave Chicken Traps Gator in Park.” (I might have added an exclamation point and an F-bomb or two, but that’s quibbling.)